How to avoid getting caught when fappin

1. If u hear someone coming to ur room. FIRST put ya dick up
- the most efficient way 2 put ur dick up is the flip n tuck method. keepin ur dick tied 2 ur belly with ur draws
- wear a t shirt
- keep ur draws on

"never get fully bucket ass booty naked unless ur POSITIVE u have the house alone" - Barack Obama

2. minimize the porn
- this means dont have the sound turned up all the way to the max
- try to avoid wearing headphones so u can hear whos coming (heh )

3. hide lotion or whatever greasy mess u use as lube.
-once u got enough lotion for ur session. put it up. no need 2 keep it out bro

4. practice ur lying
- if someone barges in and asks what u were doing first thing u wana do is say

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know ... ect. ect."

u can avoid all this by locking the door tbh

u can furthermore avoid all this by stop beinga fucking faggot and getting some pussy -.-

 

op is skemming.

 

Shawty

 

5. Do it in the shower
- You can use the water as lube
- Don't whack it in rhythm, or people listening through the door will know what you're up to
- No need to worry about clean-up
- Come out of shower clean, refreshed, and limp

 

porn is the reason ppl no longer throw earbuds out when one of them breaks

 

Dick pushed up in the waistband is the most useful brotip I know.

 

>water as lube

Only a virgin.

 

shawty

 

But what if my dick can't reach my waistband?

 

Wouldn't be surprised.

 

Stfu you autist.

 

ty m8

 

So what do I do......

 

If your dick can't reach your waistband you don't really have anything to hide m8 :/

 

kill urself