[Miniranks | $50 in Prizes] Sythe Valentines Event 2016 Results![A CDT Event]

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A quick reminder of the prizes!

All participants who submited valentines will receive the 2016 Valentines minirank:

In addition, $50 will be provided by Logical Node to the top three entries, divided as follows:
1st place couple: 25$ + a prizebox!
2nd place couple: 15$ + a prizebox!
3rd place couple: 10$ + a prizebox!

And the winner is...

Joshuag1234's Letter to Dunworry!

Spoiler: Member: Joshuaag1234 | Title: To Dunworry, My Valentine

I think it's best to start off this letter with a picture of my hot legs.


Dear Dunworry, it all began in the summer of 2014. I was a lost boy, and after getting scammed for a blue and green partyhat I resorted to buying names. Little did I know I would eventually meet the most sexy man that I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. His name is Dunworry. I was so impressed by his initial impression and confidence that I began to buy RSNs at a rapid pace from him all in the hopes that I could give him a blowjob or take his anal virginity. Finally, on the cold morning of July 24th, 2014 I finally mustered the confidence to ask him for hot buttsex. Not even five minutes later, he broke my heart by revealing that a girl at a college party had already taken it and that he wasn't gay. Devastated and in panic, I resorted to asking him for more names, and more MMs so that I could convince him to give me what i've wanted desperately for so long. After he MMed about 2-3 RSN name sales and they all ended up sniped, I soon grew suspicious.
[9/19/2014] Josh: I was clicking on claim name the whole time, how tf did it get sniped?
[9/19/2014] Dunworry: My hand wasn't even on the mouse
[9/19/2014] Dunworry: Idk
My suspicsions soon faded away when on 9/21 he said it was O.K for me to finger him in his butthole.
[9/21/2014] Josh: Please? Just one time? Just because I don't have experience with this doesn't mean I can't pleasure ya
[9/21/2014] Dunworry: Ugh, okay but only this one time.
After our sexual encounter, we both grew remotely awkward and didn't talk to each other for about a month. When school came around, we instantly fell for each other and became one of the most beautiful across the state lovers that Sythe would ever have the chance to lay their eyes on. Unlike TTB, Dunworry can make me cum in 10-20 seconds as opposed to TTB's 2 minute showdown. Our clinging and sex had gotten so severe that I had skipped school every Wednesday just to talk to him and see how he was doing. My mother and father soon grew aware of my love with Dunworry and demanded that I stop talking to him. Doing this only clinged us together further. Now I was skipping school every Wednesday and THURSDAY just to talk to him. We obviously got into small little fights, but it would never go on longer than 10-20 minutes. In fact, we were so in love that I was able to disregard and argument by asking him for sex and he was instantly hooked.

In early 2015, we didn't talk much. Maybe a couple of MMs here and there or a couple of name pcs, but nothing too special. It wasn't until the summer of 2015 that I was finally out of my first year in high school and was able to talk to him more. But this time, he was acting a little strange. Being so in love with him, it wasn't long before I could sense what was wrong. It turns out that in April of 2015, he had sexual intercourse with his business buddy Geez. How did I find out you may ask? His superman underwear had a noticeable stank of nut. As soon as I notified him of his guilt, he started blushing and mumbling and then proceeded to beg for forgiveness. In the end, I pleaded with him on the promise that he would never do it again.

Throughout the summer, Dunworry and I began having sex more than ever. I couldn't keep away from his luxiorious brown hair. Every hair style, bald, short, long I was still attracted to him. I constantly had to put up with him and his over-priced names, and his $341.25 MM fees but it never sought to faze me because I know for a fact that it's all going to be split evenly when we end up getting married. I haven't even told him about my plan to marry him, but if he reads this whole letter through I'm sure he'll understand. :love: :love: :love: :love: I recently bought him a sterling diamond ring and I plan to move with him to Alabama where we will get married and maybe adopt a few children. :love: :love: :love: :love:
https://gyazo.com/2154156674d490c736872ae8c36fcfde

Here are are in 2016, and I still cling to him even though he pisses me off sometimes. I can kind of tell that his attraction towards me is diminishing due to the fact that he sends me less ILOVEYOU notes and hugs. It's weird because whenever I bring up sex, he instantly responds and is turned on by my beauty. I obviously don't mind doing that, but I hate not getting a response whenever I genuinely just want to have a decent conversation with him. I hope this love letter will maybe open his eyes and make him see how much I really love him. He acts like it is just physical attraction. I love every single little thing about him. I love his charming confidence, his looks, his big nose and his kissable forehead, his glasses, and 6-six pack, and his cute fat chode. I don't think in a hundred years I will ever stop clinging to him. As Justin Bieber once said, as long as you love me we can be homeless starving and broke. That's how I feel about him. He can be a hundred years old, a broke bum, a scammer, a vader, a demon, and I would still graciously fall for him. Fuck it, I would die for him. I could go on with this letter for ages just explaining my true emotions and my true attraction towards him but there is not enough character space for me to fit all of my words. I hope that as I read his response, that he feels the same way. I love you I love you I love you I love you.

Here is my poem to Dunworry, written in 2015. (THIS POEM WAS ACTUALLY MADE FOR DUNWORRY, NOT TTB):
I love the way you tell me that I'm beautiful,
and the way you make me laugh like no one else.
I love the way we cross upon each other almost every night
Getting goosebumps every time that we speak to each other
I love the way that you tell me that my weight doesn't matter
And how you hold me tighter than anyone else.
I love the way that you make me cum so fast
And how we have never had problems talking about sex to each other<3
I love the way you talk to me about the size of my feet
And whenever the conversations comes up, you hardly ever mind giving me a virtual footrub.
I love the way we argue and go our seperate ways
And always come back...<333
I love the way you compliment me on my hair and my balls
I do it that way just for you<33
I love the way you would send me my favorite flowers
along with an " I LOVE YOU" card.
I love the way you tickle me
I can't wait til the day you tickle my pickle... <3333
I love the way you speak your mind and tell me about your opinions.
You have never lied to me, and I have never lied to you......<33333333333
I love the way you're not afraid to cry and show your feelings.
We always talk to each other when we are feeling down <3
I love the sound of a skype message
Because I know in my heart that the message you've sent me was another compliment about how sweet I am to you.
I love how you look...
I will never get over how beautiful you actually are, I can only wait for the day that you realize it yourself.
My love for you will stay the same,
never will I forget your name. I know it's cliche, but it's true. Being with someone for so long just makes you think about how strong the relationship actually is. The day that we break up is the day that I die inside. It's the day that I finally let the sythe bullies get to me, you're the only one who has been keeping me strong throughout my short sythe experience. Time To Buy, I love you with all my heart and theres no words to express the pure emotions that go through my horny heart whilst writing this letter. I love you soooooooooooooooooo much that it's not even funny anymore. It doesn't feel real. It feels like a dream... I just wanna wake up and be with you some more...


----->❤ ♡ ❤ ღ❤ ♡ ❤ ღ❤ ♡ ❤ ღ

Our two runners up

Second Place - Dave's letter to Entrr/Ryan!

Spoiler: Member: Dave | Title: Valentines Day Submission

Entrr - Ryan,

On this Valentine's Day there is something I have to share with you. Friendship is no longer a term I feel describes the immense feelings I have for you. When you walk into a room something about the atmosphere changes. The lights feel brighter, the scents smell stronger, and a glow seemingly emanates from within you and it brings warmth to all of those beside you.

You have a heart of gold and the mind of an absolute genius. The way you work through your physics and mathematics concepts bring a smile to my lips and elevates my spirits to a whole new level of which I cannot even explain.

You handle spam reports faster than anyone I have ever come across, and your soft touch and gentle kindness on disputes sets an example for the rest of us. Your Canadian charm flows through all of your meaningful posts here on Sythe.org and that same charm, that beautiful warm charm, is the same charm that won my heart over so many years ago. You make my heart beat and my blood rush faster with every scam report you complete and ever ban evader you so eloquently hammer.

At the end of the day, I really only have one small thing to say. Thank you Ryan, for being the spectacular individual that you are. Please keep pushing for the betterment of yourself and the people around you, keep fighting for your goals the way I know you can, and continue to be the man that I fell in love with.

I love you and Happy Valentines Day,
:love: Dave :love:

Third Place - PureAddiction Poem to Time to Buy!

Spoiler: Member: PureAddiction | Title: Poem to Time To Buy

Oh Time to Sell, how you talk to me,
Every time we speak, you make my peepee free.
Even though you're never free,
you still talk to a nobody.

How you're so slick, I'll never know,
You just seem to make your memes flow.
You PM me memes every day,
But we all know, wow blows is gay.

No matter where you are,
Just know, I'm never far.
Make sure to close your window,
otherwise I'll be your pillow.

Just know, if you ever find love,
She'll be easy to get rid of.
If you don't have a valentine,
Will you be mine? <3

Honourable Mentions

Spoiler: CLICK TO VIEW ALL ENTRANTS

Spoiler: Member: Factory New | Title: Poetry because I want a minirank.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Give me the 2016 sythe valentines minirank.
Or I will file a scam report.​

Thank you.

Spoiler: Members: Bogdan & My Hero | Title: Sythe Valentines Event 2016 Pair Entry

Bogdan
My Hero you truly are one in a million,
Oh what would I ever do without My Hero,
Thanks for always being there, rain or shine your always there,
You truly are My Hero,
My love for you is as strong as all the waters in the world.
XOXO #HappyValentinesDay2016 :love:

My Hero
Oh Bogdan,
How I adore you across the forums
For the time now and again I have spotted you post in hopes of you posting to me
Oh Bogdan,
Your popularity is way out of my reach
There is too much to adore from you that you'd never choose me
Oh Bogdan,
I wish I may
I wish I might
See that you
Be mine tonight.
-Your Hero. :love:

Spoiler: Member: iForru | Title: love letter to u bb <3 NOT SAFE FOR WORK

hey bby i just really wanted u to know that i miss you so much. I've been having a really hard time without you. Everyday I get home from my 9-5, spread my legs and just fist myself. I always think about you every single time. Remember whenever we vaped together and I laced yours with crack? Yeah fun times bby, I miss you so much. Oh haha remember whenever we had to sell your body for prostitution so we could get that new VapeGodz420 vape that was coming out? Yeah I really enjoyed watching you get fucked by 8 guys. I'm just sitting here in tears right now bby, I miss you so so so much. Please come back to me, this fisting is really starting hurt. shh baby is ok

Spoiler: Member: Never Dice | Title: Valentines 2016 Kappa

To my dearest: Dunworry

Hey baby i've been watching you with your new found moderator power just clean up the forums and it makes me moist. The way your brown spiked up hair in your avatar just flows has me feeling some type of way, i hope you feel the same as this is coming out as completely random and i'm just a secret admirer until now, I know you're an "official middleman" so I can most definitely trust you with my heart

P.S
Also. I hope the infraction you gave me about my sig, also doesn't leave an infraction on my heart this valentines day. Be my valentine?

-Neverdice

Spoiler: Member: Rich Demon | Title: Love Letter to cod60name

Sweet Prince of these Summer Hills:

I do not mean to cause distress of any kind with regard to this letter however this is the truth that you need to know. The second that I saw your profile picture on my Skype account, as a proud black homosexual man, I knew that you were the one for me.

Let me start this off by telling you what you already know. You are far too good for me and in the unlikely event in which I was to obtain you; I do not know what I was to do.

I get jealous of people receiving vouches from you. When I click on your Sythe profile and I see that you have commented on something I wonder why you do not comment on me. Why do you not comment on me, Joshua? I have made mistakes in my life however here I am at the end of the day.

If you knew how much I loved you, would you appreciate for the man that I am in my heart? I have made multiple mistakes throughout my life however just glancing upon your being makes me a better man.

You are much younger than me however your beauty impales me, spiritually. I know that society would frown upon us being together however in this letter the naked essence of me flows through. I cannot hide it any longer. I am here naked asking you to reach out for me as I am too shy to do so for you. If there is any hope in this world I am asking you to reach out for me.

I have loved you since the minute that I set my eyes on your Skype profile picture. I know that you could consider that to be ironic however I only ask that you give me the opportunity.

Every moment that I spend without you is a waste. Every second is a duty to mankind as I do not know how to embrace myself.

I have never been so bold in my life, Joshua. I am shy man whom obtains principles higher than the sky but you need to understand that throughout my life I have had troubles. It is all up on the table now. I am in love with you, you may take this as a surprise but I believe that in your heart you always knew that I we were meant to be.

I ask of you to give me the opportunity to love you for I hold no bounds as a man. I am broke here, Joshua! I am broke here and I do not know what to do. I am in pain, motionless, waiting for your response. I know that there is somebody else in your life however what do you expect me to do, Joshua? What do you expect me to do? Do you expect me to turn off all of my emotions? That is not how the human body works, Joshua. I cannot stop loving you if you are in love with another. I obtain a clean heart and an exposed genitalia waiting for you to enter.

I am dying here, Joshua. I am dying and I will not become holy without your love.

Please think about that and, if possible, respond.

Respond

With Love

Alexander

Spoiler: Member: PureAddiction | Title: Poem to Time To Buy

Oh Time to Sell, how you talk to me,
Every time we speak, you make my peepee free.
Even though you're never free,
you still talk to a nobody.

How you're so slick, I'll never know,
You just seem to make your memes flow.
You PM me memes every day,
But we all know, wow blows is gay.

No matter where you are,
Just know, I'm never far.
Make sure to close your window,
otherwise I'll be your pillow.

Just know, if you ever find love,
She'll be easy to get rid of.
If you don't have a valentine,
Will you be mine? &lt;3

Spoiler: Member: Anonymous | Title: valentine for zuzel111 (anonymous)

dear zuzel111,

Thank you for all your help, when ever I couldn't figure out something here on sythe you've always been very understanding and helped me to find a resolution. for this reason I choose you to be my valentine

I appreciate your kindness. much love and happy v day^_^


~Anonymous

Spoiler: Member: I Am Hunter | Title: I Am Hunter - Valentines 2016

To Dunworry,

Buy life partner 69 gp pl0x


affectionate letter ending, I Am Hunter


p.s. no homo

Spoiler: Member: IGotOwned480 | Title: Vaentine's Day CDT Event

Valentine sent to user, "Gracious."
Dear Gracious,
The first time I noticed you was one of the most special days of my life. The way your eyes sparkled was like that of an armadyl godsword when it swooshes through the air. Ever since then, I have been completely infatuated. Your hair is as silky and soft as that of king roald's himself. You speaker more sweetly than Juliet once Romeo found her outside of Varrock. You're more caring than Gertrude's deepest desires for her kittens. Thank you for being great.
:love:
Igotowned480

Spoiler: Member: Gracious | Title: Valentine

Dear Time To Buy

I love you.
I've never written a love letter so I'll try to make this short. My eyes opened up when you made that karaoke video. Your fluffy hair, manly beard, you can take me out any time you want. I tried to make this rhyme but failed miserably, your voice sounds like an angel and not like a bat

feliz navidad?

Spoiler: Member: Dave | Title: Valentines Day Submission

Entrr - Ryan,

On this Valentine's Day there is something I have to share with you. Friendship is no longer a term I feel describes the immense feelings I have for you. When you walk into a room something about the atmosphere changes. The lights feel brighter, the scents smell stronger, and a glow seemingly emanates from within you and it brings warmth to all of those beside you.

You have a heart of gold and the mind of an absolute genius. The way you work through your physics and mathematics concepts bring a smile to my lips and elevates my spirits to a whole new level of which I cannot even explain.

You handle spam reports faster than anyone I have ever come across, and your soft touch and gentle kindness on disputes sets an example for the rest of us. Your Canadian charm flows through all of your meaningful posts here on Sythe.org and that same charm, that beautiful warm charm, is the same charm that won my heart over so many years ago. You make my heart beat and my blood rush faster with every scam report you complete and ever ban evader you so eloquently hammer.

At the end of the day, I really only have one small thing to say. Thank you Ryan, for being the spectacular individual that you are. Please keep pushing for the betterment of yourself and the people around you, keep fighting for your goals the way I know you can, and continue to be the man that I fell in love with.

I love you and Happy Valentines Day,
:love: Dave :love:

Spoiler: Members: Really Swell & Bleuskittle | Title: Love Letter to Bleuskittle & really swell valentines

Really Swell
My dearest Bleu,

My passion for you burns brighter than jet fuel could
Your soft touch will always and forever arouse my wood.
For you I would give up smoking kush
For you I would take a razor to my






Your name dances in lights, wave 1 with cyan.
With you it's safe to say it always






A skittle so playful, the french call him bleu.
So sweet, yet sour, old men cry





Partyhats and crackers and items of discontinue
Mean nothing compared to my love for you
My heart skips and jumps like a kangaroo
Always and forever...





Much love,
Swell :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Bleuskittle
Roses are red, violets are bleu


life would be really swell, but only if I was with you

I want to tell you my dreams, Let you in my jeans, But only if you provide DANK MEME's

I'll love you always if your sick, You're like my Trin I want to send you dick pics.


I'm ready for you now, don't leave me waiting.

Spoiler: Member: riwu | Title: Sythe Valentines Event 2016

Dear Superman,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Prizeboxes are pink
Even Kryptonite can't break our love

Spoiler: Member: Meow | Title: Sythe Valentines Event 2016

:love: Dave,

You are the only man I crave.
For me to admit this is oh so brave.
Least to say you are my fave.
When I see you my heart begins to rave,
due to your face with such a close shave.
Into your eyes, I will always want to gaze.
My time with you I will always save,
and I will love you til we are in the grave.
Your name in my heart you will engrave.
When I'm with you, it's just so hard to behave,
for in my panties is a tidal wave.
For you, a hot pocket I will microwave.
Please, let me be your slave.

Spoiler: Member: Joshuaag1234 | Title: To Dunworry, My Valentine

I think it's best to start off this letter with a picture of my hot legs.


Dear Dunworry, it all began in the summer of 2014. I was a lost boy, and after getting scammed for a blue and green partyhat I resorted to buying names. Little did I know I would eventually meet the most sexy man that I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. His name is Dunworry. I was so impressed by his initial impression and confidence that I began to buy RSNs at a rapid pace from him all in the hopes that I could give him a blowjob or take his anal virginity. Finally, on the cold morning of July 24th, 2014 I finally mustered the confidence to ask him for hot buttsex. Not even five minutes later, he broke my heart by revealing that a girl at a college party had already taken it and that he wasn't gay. Devastated and in panic, I resorted to asking him for more names, and more MMs so that I could convince him to give me what i've wanted desperately for so long. After he MMed about 2-3 RSN name sales and they all ended up sniped, I soon grew suspicious.
[9/19/2014] Josh: I was clicking on claim name the whole time, how tf did it get sniped?
[9/19/2014] Dunworry: My hand wasn't even on the mouse
[9/19/2014] Dunworry: Idk
My suspicsions soon faded away when on 9/21 he said it was O.K for me to finger him in his butthole.
[9/21/2014] Josh: Please? Just one time? Just because I don't have experience with this doesn't mean I can't pleasure ya
[9/21/2014] Dunworry: Ugh, okay but only this one time.
After our sexual encounter, we both grew remotely awkward and didn't talk to each other for about a month. When school came around, we instantly fell for each other and became one of the most beautiful across the state lovers that Sythe would ever have the chance to lay their eyes on. Unlike TTB, Dunworry can make me cum in 10-20 seconds as opposed to TTB's 2 minute showdown. Our clinging and sex had gotten so severe that I had skipped school every Wednesday just to talk to him and see how he was doing. My mother and father soon grew aware of my love with Dunworry and demanded that I stop talking to him. Doing this only clinged us together further. Now I was skipping school every Wednesday and THURSDAY just to talk to him. We obviously got into small little fights, but it would never go on longer than 10-20 minutes. In fact, we were so in love that I was able to disregard and argument by asking him for sex and he was instantly hooked.

In early 2015, we didn't talk much. Maybe a couple of MMs here and there or a couple of name pcs, but nothing too special. It wasn't until the summer of 2015 that I was finally out of my first year in high school and was able to talk to him more. But this time, he was acting a little strange. Being so in love with him, it wasn't long before I could sense what was wrong. It turns out that in April of 2015, he had sexual intercourse with his business buddy Geez. How did I find out you may ask? His superman underwear had a noticeable stank of nut. As soon as I notified him of his guilt, he started blushing and mumbling and then proceeded to beg for forgiveness. In the end, I pleaded with him on the promise that he would never do it again.

Throughout the summer, Dunworry and I began having sex more than ever. I couldn't keep away from his luxiorious brown hair. Every hair style, bald, short, long I was still attracted to him. I constantly had to put up with him and his over-priced names, and his $341.25 MM fees but it never sought to faze me because I know for a fact that it's all going to be split evenly when we end up getting married. I haven't even told him about my plan to marry him, but if he reads this whole letter through I'm sure he'll understand. :love: :love: :love: :love: I recently bought him a sterling diamond ring and I plan to move with him to Alabama where we will get married and maybe adopt a few children. :love: :love: :love: :love:
https://gyazo.com/2154156674d490c736872ae8c36fcfde

Here are are in 2016, and I still cling to him even though he pisses me off sometimes. I can kind of tell that his attraction towards me is diminishing due to the fact that he sends me less ILOVEYOU notes and hugs. It's weird because whenever I bring up sex, he instantly responds and is turned on by my beauty. I obviously don't mind doing that, but I hate not getting a response whenever I genuinely just want to have a decent conversation with him. I hope this love letter will maybe open his eyes and make him see how much I really love him. He acts like it is just physical attraction. I love every single little thing about him. I love his charming confidence, his looks, his big nose and his kissable forehead, his glasses, and 6-six pack, and his cute fat chode. I don't think in a hundred years I will ever stop clinging to him. As Justin Bieber once said, as long as you love me we can be homeless starving and broke. That's how I feel about him. He can be a hundred years old, a broke bum, a scammer, a vader, a demon, and I would still graciously fall for him. Fuck it, I would die for him. I could go on with this letter for ages just explaining my true emotions and my true attraction towards him but there is not enough character space for me to fit all of my words. I hope that as I read his response, that he feels the same way. I love you I love you I love you I love you.

Here is my poem to Dunworry, written in 2015. (THIS POEM WAS ACTUALLY MADE FOR DUNWORRY, NOT TTB):
I love the way you tell me that I'm beautiful,
and the way you make me laugh like no one else.
I love the way we cross upon each other almost every night
Getting goosebumps every time that we speak to each other
I love the way that you tell me that my weight doesn't matter
And how you hold me tighter than anyone else.
I love the way that you make me cum so fast
And how we have never had problems talking about sex to each other&lt;3
I love the way you talk to me about the size of my feet
And whenever the conversations comes up, you hardly ever mind giving me a virtual footrub.
I love the way we argue and go our seperate ways
And always come back...&lt;333
I love the way you compliment me on my hair and my balls
I do it that way just for you&lt;33
I love the way you would send me my favorite flowers
along with an " I LOVE YOU" card.
I love the way you tickle me
I can't wait til the day you tickle my pickle... &lt;3333
I love the way you speak your mind and tell me about your opinions.
You have never lied to me, and I have never lied to you......&lt;33333333333
I love the way you're not afraid to cry and show your feelings.
We always talk to each other when we are feeling down &lt;3
I love the sound of a skype message
Because I know in my heart that the message you've sent me was another compliment about how sweet I am to you.
I love how you look...
I will never get over how beautiful you actually are, I can only wait for the day that you realize it yourself.
My love for you will stay the same,
never will I forget your name. I know it's cliche, but it's true. Being with someone for so long just makes you think about how strong the relationship actually is. The day that we break up is the day that I die inside. It's the day that I finally let the sythe bullies get to me, you're the only one who has been keeping me strong throughout my short sythe experience. Time To Buy, I love you with all my heart and theres no words to express the pure emotions that go through my horny heart whilst writing this letter. I love you soooooooooooooooooo much that it's not even funny anymore. It doesn't feel real. It feels like a dream... I just wanna wake up and be with you some more...


-----&gt;&#10084; &#9825; &#10084; &#4326;&#10084; &#9825; &#10084; &#4326;&#10084; &#9825; &#10084; &#4326;

Spoiler: Member: Time To Buy | Title: N/A

Oh my beloved Blade Bro, thou art sweeter than the night air. (I stole that from Faustus I think.) You&#8217;re one of a kind. You are the voice against Bullshit Mountain. Your fits of justified child-like anger turn me on oh so much. When you see wrong, you bellow &#8220;I AM BLADE, HEAR ME ROAR&#8221; as I watch on from the distance in my spiral tower. Come Blade Bro, come! Save Sythe&#8217;s fair Indian maiden from the bullshit. Save the fair maiden from all that is wrong! Thou crackery head and drunken streams are enough to make any turn gay, and I have never been happier to consider myself &#8220;any&#8221;. Now the question remains, just how big is this cracker? Thank you for being my victim, I really fucking want a minirank.

Wrapping up

Thank you to everyone who created an entry! It was a very successful event, with a large amount of creative and interesting entries! If you didn't win a prize this time around, don't worry, future competitions will be out soon!

NB: If you are a winner, please contact Jon by sending him a private message by clicking HERE. All entrants will have their miniranks added as soon as possible. If you have any follow up questions, please send a message to a Community Development Team member on the list found HERE.​

 

Congratulations to all the winners. I love you all <3

 

Congrats guys! That was a great read

 

Love the one Josh made, congratulations guys =)

 

Gz to all .

 

Congrats all. I liked Really Swell's entry too, even though it didn't place.

 

Oh boy. Grats ^_^

 

Good shit CDT on your work on this, and congrats to everyone who won and participated.

 

yaaaay

 

congratulations haha good

 

congrats all winners

 

Good job all, was a clever event!

 

Congratulations all

 

Thought I had an easy podium there, not everyone understands dank memes. It's okay as long as at least one person else appreciates it

 

CONGRATS TO all

 

when is the minirank distributed ?

 

A huge congratulations to all the winners!

There's always a slight delay as we round up all of the participants and make sure it's all correct, and then another one as we await for an administrator to add the miniranks.

Hopefully shouldn't be too much longer.

 

ETA on the miniranks?

 

Wen will i git my prizebox?

 

Dave pls.