Metro 2033, Risen, Sacred Citadel Key (Contest)

Found this in an old Humble Bundle. To win do one of the following:

1) Roll a 100 with

Dice Roll: 5 of 6

 

masterchief
masterchief
oh how you make the ladies queef



really all that needs to be said.

 

Dice Roll: 93 of 100

master chief u r vouched
master chief u r couched
yao $wag

 

Dice Roll: 29 of 100

Please let me win

 

Dice Roll: 77 of 100

lel 2.0

 

Dice Roll: 44 of 100

I can't draw or write poetry.. Comonnnn, 100.

 

Dice Roll: 29 of 101

Super
Duper
Pooper
Scooper

 

halalallalallalallalla

Dice Roll: 85 of 100

 

i win

 

Dice Roll: 94 of 100

Ladeda

 

Dice Roll: 206 of 1000

we like to party.

 

Dice Roll: 53 of 100

Yup, alot.

 

Dice Roll: 91 of 100

Syphazrsdfdsfg
^thats your new user image m8
mastercheif isznt maestr skem #leg1t

 

Dice Roll: 81 of 100

lel x2