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Dustein
Guest
Greetings my friend!
You have traveled very far and overcome many obstacles.
Along the way you have encountered many of your diverse, far-flung siblings--
precious few of them will make it this far.
Your heroic efforts have proven you deserving,
worthy of advancement to the next level of your existence.
The universe you inhabit is but one of many
countless worlds, unseen but yet connected.
Your creative efforts have not gone unnoticed.
Indeed they have spilled into these other, unseen worlds
just as your world has been enriched by them.
It is now time for you to join us--
Join us! Mwahahahaha!!
No, just kidding. It's not scary.
Indeed. The times ahead, they are good.
Really, really good.
Some of you may ask, who is this mysterious voice who knows so much and possesses such great powers?
I'm glad you asked...
I'm Steve.
You are now to be given the power.
Yes, that's right, THE POWER.
The power to create and spread life, intelligence and understanding throughout the cosmos.
Use this power wisely.
Use this power so that we may one day become AS ONE...
that is... I mean...
in a metaphorical sense.
Oh... one last thing.
We are nearly sold out on the last phase of a wonderful time-share opportunity on one of our larger stars--and a rare planet in its orbit.
If you are in the neighbourhood, we'd love to have you by for a free breakfast and short presentation.
Just look for the third rock from Sol.
You have traveled very far and overcome many obstacles.
Along the way you have encountered many of your diverse, far-flung siblings--
precious few of them will make it this far.
Your heroic efforts have proven you deserving,
worthy of advancement to the next level of your existence.
The universe you inhabit is but one of many
countless worlds, unseen but yet connected.
Your creative efforts have not gone unnoticed.
Indeed they have spilled into these other, unseen worlds
just as your world has been enriched by them.
It is now time for you to join us--
Join us! Mwahahahaha!!
No, just kidding. It's not scary.
Indeed. The times ahead, they are good.
Really, really good.
Some of you may ask, who is this mysterious voice who knows so much and possesses such great powers?
I'm glad you asked...
I'm Steve.
You are now to be given the power.
Yes, that's right, THE POWER.
The power to create and spread life, intelligence and understanding throughout the cosmos.
Use this power wisely.
Use this power so that we may one day become AS ONE...
that is... I mean...
in a metaphorical sense.
Oh... one last thing.
We are nearly sold out on the last phase of a wonderful time-share opportunity on one of our larger stars--and a rare planet in its orbit.
If you are in the neighbourhood, we'd love to have you by for a free breakfast and short presentation.
Just look for the third rock from Sol.
