deadly serious
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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one.
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one.
