Mass Migration to New Zealand Thread

In light of the recent spooky threads, I've decided to run a fundraiser for a lucky few to move to NZ as their safe haven. There are a few requirements though:

1. You must show sexual attraction to sheep, male or female, and post a video of having intercourse or foreplay with a sheep for at least 90 seconds whilst maintaining an erection (this last stipulation can be waived with a doctor's note if you have ED).
2. Must own 4 pairs of desert boots.
3. Must be skeptical of everything except this thread.
4. Must be sexually attracted to men / kiwis so that you may reproduce. You'll be briefed more as to why this requirement is here if you're accepted (no homo).

Please post your videos in Upper Spam Forum. If you cannot post in USF, then just post it here we coo'.

Also, I don't know why I made another crap thread. It's my thing

 

Typical Keeweewee officials. I think anyone who gets approved in this thread would have absolutely no problem getting approved, though.

Go back to playing rugby, Sir Richie.

 

But Big Rich has 2 degrees. #qualified

 

Will the NZ accept a fellow sheep shagger from Wales? Highly skilled