Manscaping - Do you shave or trim your pubes?

[Lean]

Do you leave it as a jungle?

Do you trim it into a fine little forest?

Do you shave it into a slippery slope of enjoyment?

I personally used to trim the great beast because when you shave it creates some sort of discomfort afterwards. This was until I found out that the cure to this issue is exfoliation, and by exfoliation I mean high quality exfoliation. Nothing leaves a woman feeling more satisfied with her experience than knowing you took the time to make sure it was enjoyable. So stop being lazy little cucks and exfoliate

 

implying i have pubes u sick human being, always assuming shit n shit.

 

[Lean]

implying i have pubes u sick human being, always assuming shit n shit.

Do you also get your asshole waxed once a month?

 

Do you also get your asshole waxed once a month?

yea i do, and? any real man would do their best to make themselves presentable to another man.

 

[Lame]

im 12 wtf

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

I'm not a huge fan of hair so yes. Get that smizz outta here.

 

Just trim but if you do clean shave I tell ya witch hazel is your best friend to beat the shaving rash

 

yes

 

[Superfluous]

i generally just try to make things more appealing by leaving snacks and treats in the forest. it's like trick or treating.

 

[nodnarbusn]

Trim #1, used to shave my balls but it grew to be to much of a PITA.

 

[tMoon]

of course bruh

 

Back sack n crack

 

[ShipTheFlip]

trim but i still haven't mastered the art of ballscaping

 

Fuck razors.

 

Fuck razors.

Sounds terribly painful

 

Sounds terribly painful

I'm into some weird shit.

 

usually the crabs fight the razor off so i just leave them well enough alone.

 

[Lean]

Just trim but if you do clean shave I tell ya witch hazel is your best friend to beat the shaving rash

Preparing for Halloween early I see

 

Preparing for Halloween early I see

Bruh I'm gonna dress as where's wally

 

[Volta]

Bruh I'm gonna dress as where's wally

I think you mean Waldo. Or do those pesky Australians have a cheap knock off version of our beloved character?