Man Laws

[rhall072]

One man law 1: When girls approach the den, all females must take off all clothes unless she gives the man a blowski.

 

[porman]

im a strong believe in bro's before ho's lol

 

[duopperi]

Hahaha, I thought these were all hilarious. You guys need to take a joke. My favorites were:
18. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
19. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.