Making Your Essays Longer

[juvenilepunk]

Everyone hates writing essays, papers, etc so what if I told you I can help make your essay longer without having to write anymore than you have to. Sounds
impossible right? Well its not, I will show you a very simple method to make
your essays longer.


Step 1: Have your essay written out and completed usually in 12 font.

Step 2: Go to the top of your Microsoft word document and click edit.
Next hit the replace button and wait for a box to pop up.

Step 3: In the Find What Section type a regular period
Do this also in the Replace With Section

Step 4: Click the More button located on the bottom right of the box as shown here

Step 5: Then select Format and then Font


Step 6: Then select size 14 font or if you are not using size 12 font
go two font levels higher than the font you are supposed to use.

Step 7: Then Click Ok or Replace All on the right side of the box

This simple technique is almost impossible to catch and is very useful.
My 2 page and 1 quarter paper turned into a 2 page and 9/10 long paper
The longer the paper the more "damage" it will do.

I hope you enjoyed my guide
Thanks
-juvenilepunk

 

[reef shipping]

Ha. Cheap, but nice.

 

[Tezlin]

Could you do this with the apostrophes, commas, exclamation marks, question marks etc etc?

Very nice.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Could you do this with the apostrophes, commas, exclamation marks, question marks etc etc?

Very nice.

Ive never tried but im sure you can

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

lol thats a cheap shot hahah. I don't have any trouble bulking out assignments. For example my report (which i did absolutely no research for, i just bullshit it all) is 1,800 words and i'm only half way done and the required word limit is 1,800 words lol. Essays are a lot easier than reports. But thats handy for those that aren't good at bulking out things. I just expand on what i write instead of going straight to the point.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Thanks for the comments guys

 

[dark nite159]

This guide is pathetic. It doesn't matter how many pages the essay goes for. It's how many words that is required. 2/10. Not good enough IMO.

 

[RutuliukaS2]

Wow , in ym country teachers counts words ... Even if i tried to do that They would catch me in 2 secs

Don't you think that teachers , who reads essays every day .
It's same like you been drinking bear for many years , and ocne accidently drank vodka . i think you would notice diference

 

[OldFinn]

This guide is pathetic. It doesn't matter how many pages the essay goes for. It's how many words that is required. 2/10. Not good enough IMO.

This is very true. In the majority of major assignments/essays, you're given a word limit and or minimum.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Oh well sorry to hear that, where im from its not about word count its
just about how long and how good

 

[masterkiller]

Ive known about this method, and I use it often. It makes it look somewhat "nicer" but it should never be done on serious assignments, more on those "spot check" assignments just to make them look nicer.

 

[Billyy]

In my classes, usually they don't require a specific word count, but more of a 'Here's this research paper, it must be 7-10 pages long,' type thing.

 

[juvenilepunk]

In my classes, usually they don't require a specific word count, but more of a 'Here's this research paper, it must be 7-10 pages long,' type thing.

Yeah thats exactly how it is for me

 

[A_S_A]

Juv. I am almost certain that you look up stuff before posting.

Everyone else's guides are new to me, except yours...all of them. every single one I've either seen a video of on youtube, or read about it somewhere.

 

[Trainer super]

It wont work for me, They would catch me and give me made grades , but what i used to do is. add some bs at the end

 

[Deacon Frost]

Filth. You disappoint me. I had clicked assuming you would attempt to educate them further, rather than give them an easy way out.

Therefore I am countering this guide, with one of my own. Your intentions for such editing is all but enjoyed. Maybe the idea of changing the periods, or any mark, could be used for something. But to wrestle your way out of knowledge, is purely annoying .

 

[Cfrey]

Well, this is easy i've seen similar guides all over the internet. To the guy that asked if they work with commas, apostrophes, etc. they do not work. You can notice a difference between those commas and what not but the periods hardly get any bigger.

 

[roner101]

wow guys dont player hate ! this guide was actually pretty ok i didn't know of this trick and i appreciate you explaining it to me with pix and shit.

 

[Deacon Frost]

wow guys dont player hate ! this guide was actually pretty ok i didn't know of this trick and i appreciate you explaining it to me with pix and shit.

And you are the reason such tricks should not exist. You slither your way out of it, which clearly shows your disregard for proper English.

 

[david123]

lol i am so reffering to this thread when i write my next english essay. Although it's the summer i'll try and rememebr this thread, cuz i always like making longer essays, give me better marks =].. i also heard if your periods to size 14 you can also increase your essay size =] i dunno by how much but my friend does it lmao.