(05:36:16 PM) Fat_Lard: so darren
(05:36:25 PM) Fat_Lard: im speaking on behalf of magearrow
(05:36:25 PM) Darren: yes
(05:36:29 PM) Darren: ok
(05:36:33 PM) Fat_Lard: when did you first know you were gay
(05:36:46 PM) Darren: I am now speaking on behalf of myself
(05:36:55 PM) Darren: Your question is incoherent
(05:37:04 PM) Fat_Lard: o sorry
(05:37:05 PM) Darren: I never had such a realization because I am not gay.
(05:37:12 PM) Fat_Lard: i forgot you arent fluent in the english language
(05:37:14 PM) Fat_Lard: o i see
(05:37:19 PM) Fat_Lard: quite true.
(05:37:21 PM) Fat_Lard: moving on then
(05:37:45 PM) Fat_Lard: if you could be any fast food restaurant
(05:37:48 PM) Fat_Lard: what would you be
(05:38:06 PM) Darren: none of them, they all serve meat
(05:38:38 PM) Fat_Lard: o thats right. you dont like meat. i forgot you are still denying your homosexuality
(05:38:50 PM) Fat_Lard: what is your favorite novel and why
(05:38:56 PM) Darren: are you really spekaing on behalf of magearrow
(05:38:56 PM) Darren: wait
(05:38:57 PM) Darren: wat
(05:39:20 PM) Fat_Lard: a novel
(05:39:22 PM) Fat_Lard: as in a book
(05:39:27 PM) Darren: lotr
(05:39:37 PM) Fat_Lard: any particular reason?
(05:39:55 PM) Darren: it's good
(05:40:37 PM) Fat_Lard: interesting. do like trampolines? jumping on them i mean
(05:40:43 PM) Darren: no
(05:40:52 PM) Fat_Lard: what are you, gay or something?
(05:41:22 PM) Fat_Lard: what is your favorite non-white music group
(05:41:29 PM) Fat_Lard: and how did you first hear of them
(05:41:50 PM) Darren: I don't have one
(05:42:03 PM) Fat_Lard: racist? favorite white group then i suppose
(05:42:09 PM) Darren: rammstein
(05:42:11 PM) Darren: not racist
(05:42:35 PM) Fat_Lard: rammstein surely is a nice relaxing band
(05:42:41 PM) Darren: no
(05:42:46 PM) Fat_Lard: how many hours of sleep do you get
(05:42:51 PM) Fat_Lard: on average, per night
(05:42:52 PM) Darren: 5
(05:43:19 PM) Fat_Lard: do you shave daily, weekly
(05:43:21 PM) Fat_Lard: what?
(05:43:26 PM) Darren: daily
(05:43:34 PM) Fat_Lard: hmm
(05:43:40 PM) Fat_Lard: how long is your erection?
(05:43:47 PM) Darren: this is fail
(05:43:52 PM) Darren: that is not marrow
(05:44:12 PM) Fat_Lard: he gave me license to do my own style
(05:44:20 PM) Fat_Lard: if you want to diss marrow go right ahead
(05:44:45 PM) Fat_Lard: im just putting 5
(05:44:53 PM) Darren: marrow is fail
(05:44:56 PM) Fat_Lard: because thats also how many hours of sleep you get
(05:44:57 PM) Darren: there is no god etc etc.
(05:45:01 PM) Fat_Lard: do
(05:45:03 PM) Fat_Lard: so*
(05:45:06 PM) Fat_Lard: is there a god?
(05:45:18 PM) Darren: no
(05:45:31 PM) Fat_Lard: what evidence do you cite to suggest this?
(05:45:48 PM) Darren: the lack of evidence of a God - I state it in the same fashion as we state that Santa does not exist.
(05:46:04 PM) Fat_Lard: well children all around the world know santa exists
(05:46:10 PM) Fat_Lard: so its a moot point
(05:46:13 PM) Darren: believe != know
(05:46:28 PM) Fat_Lard: hmm
(05:46:43 PM) Fat_Lard: what is your favorite coin
(05:46:57 PM) Darren: 2 euro coin
(05:47:09 PM) Fat_Lard: favorite biblical translation? king james right?
(05:47:25 PM) Darren: yes
(05:47:50 PM) Fat_Lard: fuck james and his monarchy... what is this, britian? we dont have kings
(05:47:53 PM) Fat_Lard: this is america
(05:47:56 PM) Fat_Lard: do you concur?
(05:48:20 PM) Fat_Lard: also, is it fun being a moderator on sythe forums?
(05:48:32 PM) Darren: yes
(05:49:03 PM) Fat_Lard: do sexual feelings towards finn ever get in the way of your work?
(05:49:38 PM) Fat_Lard: o hesitation - i understand
(05:49:40 PM) Fat_Lard: moving on
(05:50:02 PM) Fat_Lard: what is your favorite ancient civilization?
(05:54:28 PM) Fat_Lard: ok. your silence tells me this interview has concluded
(05:54:30 PM) Fat_Lard: thank you
Sorry in advance to everyone I may have offend. This was all done in fun.




