Skem my penis off me, I DARE YOU! If you're looking to BBQ my penis, I have to tell you that my penis gets swollen very easily. And when you take a bite, purple liquids will just SPEW IN YOUR MOUTH! LIKE JAM! AND IT TASTES LIKE FRESH HERPES IN YOUR MOUTH! LIKE SOO TASTY BLAJHFH BLAHGLS!!! Like dat, In_ThE_HoOd_YoU_kNoW_WhAt_I_mEaN? By the way, I'm not responsible if you get cancer from eating my penis, but it's very tasty, totally worth it. A++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-LeetNeo.