Macromans User Ed Application [DENIED]

Macromans User Educator Application
I Tried My Best - Please Consider Im Only 13

Hello and Welcome to Macromans User Education Application. Most of you Know that I Have been With Sythe For a while , I’ve Watched Sythe Become Something Amazing Now I want to give back to The Community and Sythe By applying to be a User educator. As a User Educator I will Help And Provide Support to Sythe’s Members By Posting Guides Tuts And Simply Being Friendly.

1 Using - Downloading Lime Wire
2 Getting Ranked High In Google
3 Cheating Vending Machines
4 Tips On Posting + Layout
5 Free Calls On a PayPhone
6 Extra Stuped -Setting A Password For You're User

Using Lime Wire
Lime Wire Is a Basic File Sharing Program You Can Download Songs Videos Anything For Free. Here is my Short Simple Tut On how to use it and Where to get it from.

You can Start By Downloading it From : http://www.limewire.com


Click get it Now
Then click On get Basic


Click I wont use Limewire For Copyright Infringement

Select You Operating System For Most Is the First Selection

The Download Option Will Now Appear Click Save
Click Run Then Select You’re Language
Click Next Then Install Then Click Finish


Using and Downloading Music
Click Audio
Then In the Title Section Type the Title Of the Song
Artist This isn’t needed but if you know it Enter it aswell Then Click Search
For Videos It’s the same.

After Clicking Search a List Of results Will Come Up Simply Double Click On The Ones you wish to download.
To See The Files You are Currently Download Go Down To the Bottom it Should Give you an Option to drag the Window Up Drag it Up to Halfway For the best View.

To View The Files You Have Finished Downloading Click On the Library Icon At the Top.

Pictured Instructions :




Getting High Ranked In Google Free
Heres my Guide On free Getting Ranked High In Google, Recently I made My Own Forums Its Kinda Corny But Then I Had to Come Up with a way to Advertise it For Free , I Started Searching Google and Found a Couple Of good Sites , I will Explain how to use them and Where To Find them. Now Off course is Going to Take a While For you to reach top of Google when you search you're Site , I achieved this in Only 1 week. and heres How.

Advertising isn't the Only way to get a Good Search Engine Rank , Because Search Engines Work On How Many Links there are to you're Site, So If there are 1 Billion Links to you're Site well i guess ur top on Google For Just about anything.
Register You're Site to These Websites it helps Allot.
http://www.freeviral.com
http://www.sponsordirectory.com/Traffic
http://www.trafficg.com
Free Viral


http://www.126hits.com
Getting Domain Names :
a Domain Name Is AN Important Part Of Getting Hits its Easier To Remember And Looks More Professional.
http://www.smartdots.com/ Smart Dots is Probably The Best Free Domains, Its Easy To use And Quick.
Heres How To Sign Up -Only Sub Domains - au.ms ,Net.tc, Uk.ms,us,ms ect.

Click Register In the Menu And the Pic's Explain From There




Cheating Vending Machines
Alright, You Might have heard this one Before . Im Going to tell you how you can Cheat Vending Machines and How to Get Other Peoples Change.

Getting Someone Else's Change

Get an a 4 Sheet Of Paper. Scrunch it up into a little Ball as Small as you can get it.
Tie Fishing Wire to it Tightly about 10 Inch Or 30 cm Long.
Get a Coat Hanger and Bend it Open so its Just the Wire in a straight Piece.
Shove the ball of paper as Far up the Change Giver as Possible Then Use the Wire To Shove it deeper Keep going Until the String attatched to it is Just out of sight but still Reachable.

Wait About a Week and Then Get Ur Change For Free, I Normaly Get around $30 In a 7 day Period. Don't Try it for longer than 7 days at a time because the Repair Man will Come and take It out.

Cheating Vending Machines
Heres My Short And Simple Guide to Cheating Vending Machines.
This doesn't work on all Vending Machines.

Method 1: Get a Coin Preferably Coin it Works with Bills as well But no as well.
Coin- Buy Some Super Glue From Walmart and Some Thread From a Sowing shop, Glue The end of the thread to the Skinny Side of the Coin then leave it to try for a few hours.

After its dry go the the Vending machine Hold the string in you're on hand drop the coin in with the other, SLOWLY lower it Down until it Registers as a Coin then Pull it up quickly before it Closes the Money Box. Keep doing this and you'le Be Rich in a few Thousand Goes.

Do the Same For a Paper Note But the Machine will suck the Note in so Make Sure you let it go deep and wait for the Machine to stop pulling, Jerk it Up and out it Comes.

Method 2 : This had Only Worked for me and about 30% of the Vending Machines I Tried , Enter Ur Money as Normal Works Best with $2 Coins Or a Coin that has another Looking the Same size.

When Making Ur selection the second u Press the Button to choose a thing Press on the Change Button. Hopefully You Got it - Thanx For My Double Change , Gives you Allot More than You're own Change

That Concludes My Vending Machine Hacking Guide [/COLOR]



Tips On Posting + Layout
Remove the* from The Codes To Make them Work

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"Title"[/CENTER*]

Index:
What ever You're sub Headings are
1) Intro< Put and Intro In it
2) Sub Heading
3) Sub Heading
4) Sub Heading
5) Ending .

[*COLOR="Red"]Sub Heading 1[/COLOR]
Info
[*COLOR="Red"]Sub Heading 2[/COLOR]
You're Info
[*COLOR="Red"]Sub Heading 3[/COLOR]
You're Info
[*COLOR="Red"]Sub Heading 4[/COLOR]
Info
[*COLOR="Red"]Sub Heading 5[/COLOR]
Info
[*COLOR="Yellow"] Ending [/COLOR]

Some Tips-
Creating a Well Organised Title is Important as the Guide Itself Think Throught it Before adding it.First Empresions last!.Put Lots of Punctuation marks In the title I don't Know why it just Helps
2) Pictures--> What would you prefer Reading a Book with No pictures Or a Book With Pictures, Pictures Make Reading More exiting If you Have Enought Post One ever 3 Paragraps Or If You Dont Have that Many 1 Every Chapter Not to Many.

1) colour Brings Life and makes he reader more iterested but dont use to many 3-4 Colours.

2) Paragraphs are you're friend ,How Crazy would it be if a Harry Poter Book was Jammed Up in 1 Paragraph. Unbearable to read.

3) Spelling Is the Key, Yes you can read things when the Spelling isn't that Good But its Hard.
Use You're Descriptive Words And UR Veowls
A,E,I,O,U LoL
All these Tips Should Make You're Writing 100% Better Hope they Helped.
Feel Free To Copy My Layout But Only The One I posted.

Thats Easy but Use Full.

Free Calls On a PayPhone

When My dad was in the army they Only Got 5 Mins Worth of calls so they came up with a way to Get Free calls on the pay Phones.

What you Need: Knife - Barbecue Lighter Or Lighter Lighter- Sparker/ Tazer
First Screw Of the Speaker Piece Of the Phone It Does Screw Off, Then Simply Use the Tazer Sparker, Ect to send and Electric Current Into the Phone , This Should allow Unlimited Time Of calls.

Apparently This can Be Also Done By Removing the Cap and Cutting Shaving Into the Cords of the Phone,Then Use You're Knife to Connect the Metal Microphone with the Wires .


If this Doesn't Work Try My First Method to Scamming Vending Machines
Tie a string to the Coin.


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Thanks That Concludes My User Educator Application- If Anyone Has Any Suggestions On how I can Improve Pm Me
I Did Some Rough Drafts In Word They Can Be found here:http://www.filefactory.com/file/8219d1/ Or http://www.filefactory.com/file/8219d1/
I Hope The Head User Eds Consider Me as A Liable And Respect full Member And a That I will Make a Good User Educator.

You'rs Sincerly ​

 

Nice Guide, I like the "How to use Limewire" guide and "Getting higer ranked on google". I hope you go far with this.

 

Guides 1 and 2 don't help.. 3-5 are pretty good. fix your broken

 

Ok,
First of all, I would suggest you check your spelling and grammar before posting guides as it makes you seem unintelligent and it makes it hard for us to read and make judgment on whether you should be accepted.

Organizing Files on your PC? I highly doubt that anyone in this forum is THAT moronic they cannot organize their own files. I like the guide on google, but I think you should expand upon it much further then "Register here, make a domain here".

The Vending Machine Cheating guide is unnecessary and promotes illegal activity, which probably isn't the best visage we want here. The tips on forum layouts isn't really a guide just a few BBCodes, which have been posted many times before.

The pay phone hacking guide should be expanded upon ALOT, and preferably have pictures detailing the steps, or it may result in alot of pay phone damages all across the world but the guide (Setting a password) is completely useless, I cannot see why anyone would not know how to put a password on their computer.

Your last guide, that is just plain idiocy, what kind of intelligence is being able to swear in another language?

all in all, I'd say it was a nice try, but I know I'll be voting no until you smarten up

 

Ok , I guess Im not Made Up to be a User Educator
Ill try My Best , IM not good at writing Guides and Tuts But I Help Alot Of people, Afterall Im 13

 

I was only trying to offer my opinion, please don't take it personally, I think you'd make a good UE if you followed through with the suggestions I made. But the main thing is your spelling and grammar.

 

Pending. Good luck

 

wow very nice guidesw i like how you think outside of the box on the vending machien one

 

I liked it this guy would make a good UE

 

Thank you for all your hard work you have put into your application. .

However, the User Education team has voted, and decided that it has not fully met the requirements to be accepted. Regrettably, I must deny your application for User Education.

I do, however, implore you too apply again, and never give up. If you need help on your application, simply ask an available User Educator online. They will gladly assist you in your questions while making your application.

Again, sorry.

Denied.