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Love your mother!

Endrit007

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This kid wrote a letter to his mom.

Mom, i cleaned my room today = 10 dollars
i took the garbage out = 5 dollars
i shoveled the snow = 15 dollars
i did the dishes = 20 dollars
So and so and then at the end whatever the total was,
the mother took the same piece of paper, flipped it aside,
and then she wrote, I carried you in my womb for 9 months
burried all the pain, free of charge.

When I gave birth to you, I felt so much pain , I was screaming
giving birth to you, free of charge. When you were a baby,
I used to feed you first before feeding anybody else.
Even before feeding myself, free of charge.
When you used to get sick, I used to nurse you , stand the whole night with you, free of charge.

And at the end she says total : Love.

Love your mother people!
 
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M8 snow is worth way more than dishes-_-
 
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Then the father replied:

All of this could have been avoided if I had worn a condom. I wouldn't have a bastard son who thinks chores are a job (cleaning your room... YOU MADE THE MESS), or a mother who argues about doing stuff for her own child and how she didn't charge the kid ever since he was a sperm cell.

Lesson learned, OP, lesson learned.
 
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Bitch!
Heidy
Why can't I hold all of these feels?
Lumpy Space Princess
420 yolo swag blaze it fuck the popo legalize it anyone got some chips
Le Monkey
Doge
UWotM8?
Not sure if srs or just newfag...
Spyro
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Wait, do you not have an Archer rank?
Smashing
Rupee
I'm LAAAAAAAME
Penguin
Green eggs and spam
Pizza Muncher
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My mom doesnt pay me cause i dont do that stuff.
 
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