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[the0wner]

1.

Today, while Pking, my mouse froze while heading to the BH bank. I told my buddy I was going to restart my computer, and he attacked me. I had to watch myself die. I was carrying a Zammy Plate and 1.9k Addy arrows from kills. FML.

2.

Today I just realized Ive wasted about 4 years of playing an online game that I will never get back. FML

3.

The day they imposed the 5 minute logout timer, I was afk at Fight Pits, I had 20M cash and Dragon Claws on me. I went to grab a coke and make popcorn, I come back, and Mr Hyde killed me. I kept 2 Dharok pieces and a lent AGS. FML.

4.

Today I met this really cool chick on RS. She was funny, smart, and sounded horny as fuck. I coaxed her to give out her MSN, and we talked for a bit. We talked dirty for a while too, just teasing each other really. It was so hot that I couldn't help myself from masturbating while talking to her. After a while, we got past the crazy virtual sex, and got into each other's personal information. She told me her real name (not catgirl36), and where she lives. The problem was, that her name was Laura and she lives in Wilson, Texas. I live in Wilson, Texas. I have a sister named Laura. FML

I masturbated to Kevin's story, FML.

5.

Today, my girlfriend was playing RS and I started talking to her.While she was talking to me she didn't notice that a random event was killing her char. When she turned around she realized she lost 14mil, and 2k rune arrows. She broke up with me 5 minutes later because she did not like my "attitude".FML

6.

My mother absolutely refused to buy me RS Gold for my birthday this year, so after getting out of Juvenal Hall for beating her, I decided to get some gold another way. I made an account named "pure_sok4u" and went off to Varrock Square. It didn't take me long to find a few horny old men that were willing to trade RS Gold for real life sex. I found this one guy that was willing to pay me 10 Easter Eggs for one blow job. And with that, he drove to my house (He only lives an hour away). And so, in short, I did it. I cried the whole time, but I kept my thoughts of those awesome rares in my bank, and it kept me going. After he finished, he thanked me and told me that I would receive the eggs tomorrow. As promised, the next day he payed me in full. Thinking of what a great deal I had gotten I went off to G.E. to price check my beautiful eggs (I had forgotten if they were 6 or 7 mil). He scammed me. They were fucking chicken eggs. They cost 9 gp each. FML

7.

Today, I thought it would be cool to show my friend how much of a pro 'pker' I am. I challenge someone to a santa hat deathmatch, only to realise that I was in free world with Sharks in my inventory. He gave no mercy, FML.

8.

Today, I logged on for the first time in 3 months to find my character in the middle of the desert in front of Al Kharid, with 18M full dharok and a dragon scimitar. I was surprised to see all my valuables still intact, and went off to start killing bandits, etc. After about 30 minutes I ran out of lobster (I only had 7) and went back to where I logged in, which I assumed was a safe spot. I had 22hp, which wasn't bad considering I was far from civilization. I went to go get something to eat, leaving my character logged in. I wasn't aware of the new 5 minute log out time, and came back 10 minutes later with a sandwhich in hand. I logged in to find my character in the middle of lumbridge with 3 peices of dharok. Even my dharok armor couldn't protect me from the desert killing me, and I remembered seeing the water pouches and dropping them, thikning they were useless, FML.

 

[Obby_Maul]

runescape FML's? seriously? some were obviously trolls though. like kevin's. i guess ill add one? when i was 11 or 12 i bought 14mil RSGP and then my brother and his friend got on the computer and tried to look up some bots and stuff. they had trojans. i lost 14mil. FML

 

[the0wner]

lol yeah kevin's my fav