While Jagex will be providing us with a perfect renewal of the content as it was in 2007, it is up to us players, the community, to ensure an accurate representation of the game. In this thread I will detail various Dos and Don’ts of how to behave, communicate and interact with your fellow players in this remake, and thus bring to life the long dead specimen that is the 2007 community. Please do post if you have any further suggestions!
1) “Noob” is to be restored in its position as the highest insult available.
2) The threat of being reported is the utmost threat one can make.
3) Castlewars must be packed in all worlds, with everyone at all times spamming “@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@” or variants thereof.
4) Should one notice a player that has transformed into a bunny, imp or sheep in Castlewars, one must follow them and ask incessantly “How do you become a bunny/imp/sheep?!?!” (delete as applicable). The bunny/imp/sheep is entitled to relish their position as “the balls” and may make humourous quips as they please.
5) Catherby fishing spots are to be a forum for only the finest banter one can produce, be this singing, discussing the current Champion’s League game or any recent topical news story.
6) Should one wish to bot (shame on you!), one must subscribe to the required Botter’s look: bald with a goatee, and green shirt/ trousers.
7) Should one wish to scam (shame on you!), there are a number of scams available: popular scams involve removing an item before clicking accept, free gem cutting and free armour trimming.
8) New players are fully entitled to follow around anyone of a higher level around and demand “Free stuff plz” or variants thereof.
9) Whichever server is elected to be the trading server must be full at all times, and falador gardens must be packed to the point that the FPS makes the game resemble a slide show.
10) All high levels are to be referred to as a “PC prod”.
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