lol at convo with usfine.com

i always love fucking with this site with my online prank name: John Brown from the cia. Here is the conversation we had:
JohnBrown:
urgent

Welcome JohnBrown! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.

Call accepted by operator jane. Currently in room: jane.

jane:
hello ,welcome to our live chat ,may i help you?
JohnBrown:
Hi, My name is John Brown. I know a kid that one of your employee's scared him so badly a few days ago we had to lock him up in a mental institution.
jane:
what did he do ?
JohnBrown:
I think the employee's name was like susy... or susan or something like that. Do you have any idea about this?
jane:
yes,so what can i help you now ?
JohnBrown:
I need to talk with this employee please.
jane:
sorry
jane:
she is not here now
JohnBrown:
When will she be back?
jane:
can you come 2 hours later
JohnBrown:
Yes i can.
jane:
ok

 

really, really bad.

 

What the fuck!! Jane is mine!!!