lmfaoo.

[Au revoir]

Messi went on a date with a girl

When the arrived at her home, the girl had to get ready for sex. So she went to the bathroom ¨

When the girl came back, she was shocked to see two naked men, next to messi. And she asked hystaricly ¨WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?¨

messi gets ashamed and says ¨Sorry but i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta

 

Get the fuck out.

 

[Austintheman]

After reading this I became a bit gayer

 

[Delta Squad]

i don't get it.

 

[Herman Li]

it obviously makes perfect sense.

 

[Xi Lax Bro iX]

2noob2getthejoke..

 

[bambino_91]

i am a hardcore barcelona fan

umad because messi played on your mom