Lmfao smokers.

[Spy Tab]

I thought this was quite hilarious, so I thought to share this with you fine people. Four years ago me and this girl start dating. Out of four years of dating someone you know just about everything there is to know about another person. About two weeks ago ole girl comes home smelling like she poured her perfume out on her. I let this go for awhile, and then decided to insert myself in the situation.

We talked, and after the fact she told me she thought I would like the stronger smell on her. I told her she did not need to hide the fact that she smoked, but she still denied it. While she was out at the market today I came home from work early. Little did she know that I knew where she kept the cigarettes, that she did not smoke. She had just bought a new carton of smokes, and what I did was "asinine." Long story short our bonfire smelled like one huge smoke room.

Edit: She is now off cigarettes, so mission successful.

 

[ilovegold69]

cigarettes r bad mmkaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Aerith]

Fact is in the end she still lied to you, wonder what else she is lieing about? =P

 

[ilovegold69]

Fact is in the end she still lied to you, wonder what else she is lieing about? =P

i bet u that planned parenthood could tell him that

 

[Spy Tab]

Fact is in the end she still lied to you, wonder what else she is lieing about? =P

True. I do not see why you would lie about smoking though. Time will tell what all else she is lying about.

i bet u that planned parenthood could tell him that

Vasectomy ftw?

 

[ilovegold69]

Vasectomy ftw?

vasectomy doesnt help with stds.

 

[Spy Tab]

vasectomy doesnt help with stds.

True, but it helps against planned parenthood, or any other type of parenthood. If I got an Std then I will live with it. Something has to kill me eventually.

 

[BuiltNotBought]

After 4 years, I would be suspicious of what else was being hid...

 

[ilovegold69]

True, but it helps against planned parenthood, or any other type of parenthood. If I got an Std then I will live with it. Something has to kill me eventually.

planned parenthood also deals with stds. mainly getting checked for them.

 

[Spy Tab]

After 4 years, I would be suspicious of what else was being hid...

Yeah. If she feels the need to lie they will all surface eventually. My ignorant life motto is: "Shit happens".

 

[BuiltNotBought]

Shit does happen, your right. But after 4 years of being together, shit better stop happenin lol.

 

[Spy Tab]

Shit does happen, your right. But after 4 years of being together, shit better stop happenin lol.

Lmfao. It will all stop happening soon. I know this is shallow, but 4 years is far to long when there are 6.8 billion people in this world. Sticking to one person throughout it all is just not something I think would be sufficient enough for me.

 

[BuiltNotBought]

Very true.

 

[Zerkerfist]

Lmfao. It will all stop happening soon. I know this is shallow, but 4 years is far to long when there are 6.8 billion people in this world. Sticking to one person throughout it all is just not something I think would be sufficient enough for me.

I think it has been confirmed that we know have 7 billion people in the world. So that is another 200 million people, 50% of which could very possibly be females a.k.a. pussy for you to slay.

Your odds just got a little bit better!

 

[Spy Tab]

I think it has been confirmed that we know have 7 billion people in the world. So that is another 200 million people, 50% of which could very possibly be females a.k.a. pussy for you to slay.

Your odds just got a little bit better!

Oh really, very nice. I just googled how many people were in this world, and clicked the first link. Thanks mate.

 

[Zerkerfist]

Oh really, very nice. I just googled how many people were in this world, and clicked the first link. Thanks mate.

The planet is growing increasingly populated at an almost alarming rate I checked the link you were talking about and it said it was from 2010. People must be pumping out babies the same way the Jersey Shore cast pumps their fists!

Anyways, back on topic... I am a daily smoker, and I would find that an incredibly hard habit to hide from somebody, let alone your partner of 4 years. I wouldn't be overly worried at this point but I would have a talk with your girlfriend and let her know that you are slightly alarmed that she would hide something like that from you. Like many others above me have said, if she can hide a ciggarette habit, what else can she hide from you?

 

[Spy Tab]

The planet is growing increasingly populated at an almost alarming rate I checked the link you were talking about and it said it was from 2010. People must be pumping out babies the same way the Jersey Shore cast pumps their fists!

Anyways, back on topic... I am a daily smoker, and I would find that an incredibly hard habit to hide from somebody, let alone your partner of 4 years. I wouldn't be overly worried at this point but I would have a talk with your girlfriend and let her know that you are slightly alarmed that she would hide something like that from you. Like many others above me have said, if she can hide a ciggarette habit, what else can she hide from you?

She only started smoking about 2 weeks ago. That is why she bathed in perfume, which is why I started pondering things in my mind.

 

[PubStar Life]

I thought this was quite hilarious, so I thought to share this with you fine people. Four years ago me and this girl start dating. Out of four years of dating someone you know just about everything there is to know about another person. About two weeks ago ole girl comes home smelling like she poured her perfume out on her. I let this go for awhile, and then decided to insert myself in the situation.

We talked, and after the fact she told me she thought I would like the stronger smell on her. I told her she did not need to hide the fact that she smoked, but she still denied it. While she was out at the market today I came home from work earlier. Little did she know that I knew where she kept the cigarettes, that she did not smoke. She had just bought a new carton of smokes, and what I did was "asinine." Long story short our bonfire smelled like one huge smoke room.

Edit: She is now off cigarettes, so mission successful.

You would make a great president, what i mean is you're an ignorant fuck. Why do you care what people do with their lives? Who the fuck cares what someone else is doing to them selves. Just let her do whatever she wants, you have issues if you can't accept that.

 

[Spy Tab]

You would make a great president, what i mean is you're an ignorant fuck.

You mean King, and thanks. At least you know you are under me lmfao.

If that is all I had to do to make her stop then it was not something she was really addicted to. We all have issues bud. You will learn when you get older.

 

[ilovegold69]

You would make a great president, what i mean is you're an ignorant fuck. Why do you care what people do with their lives? Who the fuck cares what someone else is doing to them selves. Just let her do whatever she wants, you have issues if you can't accept that.

flamin harder than Liberace's ass