crying

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another gay thread... dude you got a dildo in your ass or something? Haha...

 

What made you cry about that? The terrible videography? Why is he playing the guitar before the guitar even appears on the track?

 

No, buddy, this is what happened.

I was dating a fat girl who I will refer to as Hippo for the sake of keeping her anonymous. Hippo and I were dating for 4 years or so. I was tired of her and so when I was at a party of my friends I decided it was okay to dance around and hook up with two girls. One's name we'll say is Love and the other one we will call Body. Love and I danced a lot but she's got a reputation for being a bit skanky, ya know? So obviously I didn't think much of it. We went out once or twice more and we hooked up once or twice. Nothing much though - nothing serious. I crushed on her hard but I wasn't going to be showing my cards that much. I also started talk to one of her good friends Body. Body and I began to hang out and hook up too, while Love was in New Jersey during the summer. When Love got home and went to her friends birthday party and Body was there. They discovered what had happened and I was forced into choosing one or the other. I chose Body. I now realize that was a terrible decision as I find myself in love with Love. I miss Love and I think about Love everyday. I am nothing without Love

What do I do, sypherz?

 

After posting her nudes on Sythe.

 

Fixed for you bro.