Tim Minchin nailed it when he was awarded a D. Lit. from the University of Western Australia.
Something similar to the following
"I am a passionate persuer of short-term goals."
"You often see people who are all 'it has been my lifelong dream to do ...', which is fine I guess because by the time you finally end up staring in to the meaninglessness of your achievement you'll almost be dead so it won't matter anyway."
Something similar to the following
"I am a passionate persuer of short-term goals."
"You often see people who are all 'it has been my lifelong dream to do ...', which is fine I guess because by the time you finally end up staring in to the meaninglessness of your achievement you'll almost be dead so it won't matter anyway."















