Life advice

[gangstacj511]

Alright , so yesterday I worked outside clearing up a yard for a upcoming job running a sceptic through it , anyways I forgot my gloves at home in the morning and was like fuck it , so I worked hard all day moving shit around and cutting down some bushes and dragging it all too a corner of the yard. After work I get home and decide too make a quick bite too eat and then go on the computer too check out sythe. I end up whacking off too some japense schoolgirls like usual and then I took a shower played some RS and took a nap. I wake up and I'm on fire. I have poison ivy all over my balls and legs and arms and face and balls and back and balls. So I need help, wtf do I do ? Do I put a oven mitt on my hand and just lightly massage myself so I don't go insane ? Do I scratch ? Do I burn it with fire ? Do I hire a hooker and make her regret her life choices ? Pls someone help,

 

Count your bro's bicycle spokes in varrock centre, does the trick for most.

 

I'm wanting to say fake simply because I've never seen it appear overnight. Takes longer than that

 

[gangstacj511]

no it most certainly does not, i literally worked till 3-4pm then at like 7pm i said fuck it im tired im gonna go to sleep and i woke up at like 9pm on fire