If you don't give it to me, I'll bomb your house down.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
I'm a terrorist. What kind of? A TERRIFYING ONE!
Probably even written wrong, epic fail.
Well, what about I got scammed yesterday by someone really trusted ('ve got proof) and I lost my trust in the whole accountmarket thing. If you gave this account to me, you'd make me realise that there are also nice guys out here, who aren't willing to scamm.
O and, probably already said, not sure, but I'm not gonna set up some nice story about my cat, who died because of an horrible disease.