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Arjun: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Arjun. How may I assist you?
you: hello sorry
you: may I ask for peter?
Arjun: Hello
Arjun: Sorry but he is not working here anymore
you: okay can you tell him we know he is the real zezima and we will get him
you: thnx
Arjun: You are welcome!
Arjun: Thank you for using our chat support. Don’t hesitate to contact us again for further assistance.
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i tried =[


Mae: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Mae. How may I assist you?
you: Hey, can you please transfer me to peter?
Mae: hi there
Mae: no peter works here
you: Maybe he goes by the term "Zezima" ?
Mae: no zezima too
Mae: do you have any technical concerns?
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Mae: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Mae. How may I assist you?
you: hello mae
you: how are u ?
Mae: Hi there
Mae: im good
you: is peter?
you: what did u do with peter?
Mae: no peter is working here
Mae: do you have any technical concerns?
you: where did peter go?
Mae: I dont no peter
Mae: i dont know any peter
you: did u eat him?
Mae: It appears that you have any concerns with your domain in one.com. I will bring this chat to an end.
 
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You are now chatting with 'Jasmin'
Jasmin: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jasmin. How may I assist you?
you: HELLO
you: peter is available?
you: I have question
Jasmin: Hi
Jasmin: He is no longer connected to the company
you: Ma'am
you: why?
you: QUESTION
Jasmin: what is your question?
you: peter?
Jasmin: peter's exterminated!









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Every time i said 'hello' it was 20-30 seconds after my last message lmfao

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You are now chatting with 'Jofel'
Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jofel. How may I assist you?
you: Hello jofel how is your day today
you: hello?
Jofel: Hello
you: Hi is peter available ?
you: Hello? is peter available?
Jofel: I am sorry but we do not have a colleague named Peter.
you: yes i was just speaking to him last week
you: where is he ?
Jofel: Do you have a domain with one.com?
you: yes i was looking for peters help
you: sir please give me peter
Jofel: If you can give me your domain name then I will answer all of your questions
you: i dont want you
you: i want peter
Jofel: Sure, your domain name please
you: Transfer me to peter
you: are u real or a robot
Jofel: Not if you can give me your domain name
you: peter is available?
you: sir
you: why?
you: forget it im gonna ask later when peter is here
you: is that ok
you: hello
Jofel: Not a problem If you can wait for a thousand lifetime then you might be able to talk to him
Jofel: Buy I doubt it
you: i can wait for peter tell him Jozef was here
you: good day sir
Jofel: Thank you contacting one.com and hope you have very wonderful day
you: no
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You are now chatting with 'Jofel'
Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jofel. How may I assist you?
you: Hey bro, I have a quick question
Jofel: Hello
you: Did you ever meet Peter Zezima? I believe he works with you.
you: He helps me with all of my domain questions and concerns
Jofel: I am sorry but we do not have colleague named as such. We have already received chats asking for the same person and I can tell that we do not have any serious matters to discuss so I will be closing this chat.
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Lmfao damn trolls.
 
One.com
Jofel: Don't hesitate to contact us in case you have more questions or need further assistance. Take care and have a great day!
you: Huh..?
Jofel: Sorry about that
Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jofel. How may I assist you?
you: Oh, well hey man..
you: I just need some help with my domain.
Jofel: May I know your domain name please?
you: Uhm, I'm not sure of it. I was speaking with Peter a couple of days ago, do you mind forwarding me to him?
you: Hello?
you: Fucking ignoring me?
you: Alright, I'm telling all my friends who use you all to drop you.
Jofel: Not a problem, you can even tell your Grandma :-P
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Ella: Hello,how may I help you today?
Julius: Hi Ella
Ella: hi
Julius: Well... My dad bought me something from your site not too long ago..
Ella: Could you please provide us your order code ?
Ella: (or provide us the email you used)
Julius: I'm not sure of it, he has 3 e-mails ..
Julius: But, he bought an account..
Julius: It recently got hacked, and he is wanting to file a report.
Ella: i am not in charge of account. plz restart a chat under account
Ella: i am not in charge of account. plz restart a chat under account
Julius: No.
Julius: This is serious shit.
Julius: He's fucking throwing shit, and screaming.. It's scary.
Ella: go to account
Julius: I can't..
Julius: He's demanding I talk to you..
Julius: He keeps hitting me, and it's fucking crazy...
Julius: Ma'am please, you have to do something..
Ella: i am not in charge of aqccount
Julius: He's fucking hitting me!
Julius: Do something atleast!
Ella: call 911
Julius: Fuck that, I live in BFE
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Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jofel. How may I assist you?
you: Hello jofel
you: may i be transfered to peter
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Dinesh: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Dinesh. How may I assist you?
you: Hello
you: Dinesh, are you there
Dinesh: Hello there
Dinesh: yes, I am right here
you: Hey
you: Can you please tell me who Peter is
you: bambino_91 says its a old fag joke
Dinesh: No, I cant
you: but im a new fag
you: cos im like March 2011
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Abby'
Abby: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Abby. How may I assist you?
Abby: Hi there
you: Hello, I bought popcorn from ya guys earlier
you: i can't get it to work
Abby: what is the error message ?
you: Popcorn is not working.
Abby: i require a error message please
you: Popcorn is not working. Please read the manual section 15. Error 150094X34
Abby: that popcorn is not with us..you are at the wrong place
you: No I'm not, I asked the homeless guy next to my door where to ask for help. He told me to go here.
you: The homeless never lie my friend.
Abby: maybe he dint know..
you: I demand a refund!
you: I want to talk to the manager!
you: I want my money!
Abby: sure, send a email to [email protected] requesting refund, it will be processed in 5-7 business days
you: How do I make my popcorn work!
you: Your supposed to help me not make me cry!
you: I'm literally in tears right now, I payed 2 dollars for that damn popcorn!
Abby: ok great
you: The economy is bad enough
you: the oil industry is getting worse and worse
you: I'm living with the racoons Abby, the racoons!
you: do you know what I racoon is!
you: Abby are you there?
you: I'm losing you
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