lemme hear about how badass you are

legit tell me i havent had a boner in weeks

 

[Ritysayo]

I touch men when they tell me not to touch them.

 

I touch men when they tell me not to touch them.

fags arent allowed on my threads. fuck off

 

[Buyacc]

I had an exam today which started at 11:30. It was my final chance.

I show up at 11:44.

Luckily you can be a max of 15 minutes late though.

 

[ShipTheFlip]

I snapped my arm in half hanging it out the window yelling at some people on the side of the road on my way to see Abe Lincoln Vampire Slayer drunk as fuck, got hit by an oncoming truck directly below the shoulder and broke my humerus along with nearly every bone in my hand then drove myself 20 minutes to the ER

 

i once killed a moth with my bare hands

 

I fuck goats

 

I fuck goats

@GOAT

 

@GOAT

Who the fuck is that

 

legit tell me i havent had a boner in weeks

@Ardy , you havent had a boner in weeks

 

Who the fuck is that

hello

 

[Lean]

I sell runescape accounts, check out the link in my user title under my username image

It's true

 

i ate chloe's ass

 

who the fuck is drento?

 

beat off onto some1s mom's grave

 

gfx

 

[Vlad]

chloe ate my ass

 

[aerios]

I tripped once. on air. it was pretty cool.

 

can confirm i did get at least one boner during this thread

who the fuck is drento?

please go fornicate yourself.

 

[Amazer]

I went 75 on a 65.