Legal LSD Factory

Yeah, this actually isn't spam, but I figured I wouldn't get shit about it being a gay thread here. Heh.


Well. Here's the basic concept. Get a team of organic chemists, a few body guards and a group of investors. Move to a country where the synthesis, ingestion, sell and purchase of LSD/other compound are completely legal. There are a few countries like this out there, but I don't know if it's exactly safe to live there. Hence the body guard... One could alternatively create a new island that floats and move it into international waters(See: http://ecoble.com/2007/11/18/250000-bottles-amazing-recycled-mexican-island-paradise/). An ocean liner could also be used. Anyway, point is you move to or make a country where it is 100% legal to make LSD.

Now, you will need to obtain the precursors. Ergotamine Tartrate can be purchased by the kilogram in third world countries. Not legally though, so be prepared to shell out up to $100,000 per kilogram (Hence the investors...). No other precursors are particularly hard to obtain. If you have made it this far you can find dimethylamine, I'm sure. Buying Ergotamine Tartrate from a laboratory that makes it for use in migraine medication completely eliminates the cultivation of ergot fungus or extraction lysergic acid from HBRW or morning glory seeds. Now you bought your chemicals, you have all your laboratory equipment set up, you have paid off whoever you need to (so far), you and your friends that are pretty knowledgeable in the field of organic chemistry have made a few kilograms of LSD. Now you have all of this acid. How can you possibly sell it all without getting arrested?


This is the interesting part. The internet. Join drug source forums and list your product. Require the buyer to mail you cash in the currency of your choice. After you have received the payment, promptly mail your goods to the shipping address they want you to. Always offer discounts for bulk. Because you have multiple kilograms of this stuff, and a dose is 100-200 micrograms for a decent trip, you can sell it for 5-10 cents a dose and make big bank.


What happens when US customs or the DEA get tired of you mailing LSD to their country? Oh, I say US but you can do orders from anywhere really. Expand your business. Well, you ignore them. You are not breaking any laws where you live. If your country does not have any extradition laws with the countries you mail to, you will be fine. The country will try to intercept as many packages as they can, but if you use discrete packaging and change up the way you send often they can't possibly know. Never disclose the true location of your lab to anyone. You can get employees to help run your company. 1 gram of LSD contains 10,000 doses, and many people simply can't afford that many. By having employees you will be able to tailor to both large and smaller orders, thus maximizing your profits.

 

Wow this is making more addicted drug users .

 

Now we know what you'll be doing in a few years.

 

LSD isnt addictive. Just throwing that out there.

 

What exactly is LSD?

 

I've seen a thing where they painted a picture drawn to look like a kid it. Then they put it on the clouds and stuff. When the person recieved it they would lick the clouds.

 

Fail.

Its a Beatles song!

*Lucy in the sky with diamonds*

It's also a hallucinogenic drug..



Thats called blotter paper; it's the most common way to do LSD.

It's also know as acid, which you've probably heard of.

Oh, and you fail for not knowing that.

 

The Beatles song isn't about LSD. Just for the record. I know is appears that way, but The Beatles said it wasn't. They were always open about their drug use.

 

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Saint Ghost, first you complain about spamming now you spam yourself? GTFO.

 

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Epic thread is epic

 

How could it not be about it? Of course they were open about their drug use, but that doesn't mean they didn't lie about it ever. Just read the lyrics and tell me its not about drugs.

 

threadgotownedirprogravedigsobowdownandsmdplz.

 

Seriously... A lot of their songs are LSD trips tbh.

Also, why was Fat Lard banned? Out of the loop Dustin is out of the loop.