Laptop's 'Ask Me Anything' Thread

I'm bored.

Ask Me Anything.

 

Who is your worst enemy?

 

In what way?

 

Worst thing you've done in life.

 

are you related to noam?

 

Most regrettable thing you've done in life (if it hasn't been the worst).

 

Not at all.

Put games before work.

 

why do you torture us with another one of these??

 

BECAUSE I'M BORED GIDDY. And they're quite fun.

 

Why are you such a faggit?

 

Been wondering the same about you.

...

 

I thought you were answering questions, not avoiding them.

My mistake.

 

You've been hijacked.

I have a book in my shed with the same title as your name!

Laptop, no question for you as I don't really care about you anymore.

 

RsProd-- What did you make another one of these damn threads?

 

Are you really... a laptop ?

 

why do you think Rsprod doesnt care about you anymore? How does this make you feel?

Now i want you to concentrate on that feeling and in your inner conscious fight it and dont let it get away. Then focus on all the bad things thats ever happened to you during your childhood like that time the bully beat you up and used your hat as a condom. The time he took your bike and spit in your food. Then made you give him your milk money.

Now once youve concentrated all that anger into one area, release it with your hands infront of you while squatting and you should kamehameha.

 

How bad is your Welsh accent? I've been wondering this for a while.

 

The answer lies in my staff intro thread.

... FUS RO DAH.

Mae fy acen Gymraeg yn sbwriel.

No but seriously I don't really have Welsh accent, yet some claim I do.

 

Y u love me so deeer

 

10/10.