Juvie

[Daily]

I was in juvie for 2 weeks on some bullshit assault charges. There were 4 people to a cell, and the other cellmates told me they'd beat the hell out of me if I shit in the toilet there. Not wanting to get my ass beat, I obliged for the first few days.

But you can only hold your shit in for so long, and it was starting to dawn on me that being pushed around would just lead to other people taking advantage of me. So I shit in my pillowcase and started to hit one of them with it. It busted at the seam and shit started flying everywhere. No one else stepped in and the guy just curled up, trying to avoid getting shit all over him.

They gave me an extra few days, made me change cells, and no one would even look at me after it. This also made me realize that people fear shit more than a real weapon.

 

[deadly serious]

Is this E-juvie?

 

[Grave]

that was me

 

[Peace.Love.Programming]

hahahhaha

 

[kourti]

twc gyz

 

[JDK]

LOL wtf. As if this actually happened.

 

[Tmoe]

their food is really good

 

[Dustein]

I was in juvie for 2 weeks on some bullshit assault charges. There were 4 people to a cell, and the other cellmates told me they'd beat the hell out of me if I shit in the toilet there. Not wanting to get my ass beat, I obliged for the first few days.

But you can only hold your shit in for so long, and it was starting to dawn on me that being pushed around would just lead to other people taking advantage of me. So I shit in my pillowcase and

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

 

[Ganzta-Freak]

LOL wtf. As if this actually happened.

It did happen. Why do you think he got banned from the market?

 

[Daily]

It did happen. Why do you think he got banned from the market?

yeah i was bad so they put me in jail brah

 

[FloydZeppelin]

4 people to a cell? that's fucked up lol

 

[Zeal Made Easy]

I really lol'ed at this!

 

[Hi.]

Nevar forget.