Junior Middleman Services DarriusFilms

Hey, what's up.
Not sure if this is even legal, otherwise someone tell me, because I'll remove it.
I want to be a Middle man. It's my type of deal, I like that kind of stuff.
I don't have any "vouches", quote on quote, but I want to be this kind of thing.
If anybody'll even accept me for a small type of thing, that'd be cool, because I want to become a middleman type thing.
And if I do a successful middleman transaction, if anybody'll even accept me,:embar: , leave a vouch on my vouch thread page that I'm gonna make, lol.
Please PM me if you want my middleman services. And, asking politely here, if you're gonna say bad things in the comments besides Admin's or Mod's telling me I can't have this, please don't say it. . Thanks!