Jacmobs tl;dr statement, uh, what?

[Zerkerfist]

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Try it.

Rofl, right after I posted my last comment, I had found this same link on the actual RSBuddy thread and went there and tried a 5 paragraph complaint essay on John Smith. Fucking awesome.

It looks like Jacmob is actually much smarter than he gets credit for :laugh: I totally fell for it too! The best part is all the people on the RSBuddy thread who quote his essay and say shit like "I agree" :laugh:

 

[Yaniij]

Lol i read like 3/4 of the whole thing when i finnaly decided to scroll down to see how long this rubbish is and found out its just bull shit.

 

[Lucster]

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Try it.

Time to write one about Sir Jagex Nuke botting to the Better business bearau

EDIT -

Best Buy, allow me to introduce myself. I'm one of the victims of your vainglorious grievances. As a note of explanation for other readers of this letter: Thanks to Best Buy's profligate epigrams, crime and lawlessness amount sexist grafters is now far more rife than ever before. Whoa! Don't stampede for the exits! I promise I'll get to the main topic of this letter, Best Buy's predatory, truculent notions, in just a few sentences. I simply feel it's important first to provide some additional context by mentioning that Best Buy wants me to stop trying to purge the darkness from its heart. Instead, it'd rather I die an agonizing death, be given no burial place, and have my soul chased by demons in Gehenna from one room to another for all eternity and more. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily. To close, let me accentuate that if we give parents the means to protect their children we shall not only survive Best Buy's attacks; we shall prevail.


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[I_am_mell]

Jacmob and I are alike in the idea that we should be free, however he fails to understand the basics, if we are given freedom, that freedom gives the murderers the freedom to murder, the rapists the freedom to rape. As humans we cannot survive without some form of control. If we exempt the bad guys the ability to be bad then we're where we started. Not everyone in this world is capable of understanding things as simple but complex as that. Also 90% of what he said was nothing but the cat eating its tail, revolving around and around, this guy is either nuts or one bad ass troll.

 

[wackywamba]

Looks like Jacmob (successfully) trolling all of you with an essay generator.

Yup, the people saying tl;dr were funny, the people trying to respond with thought-out statements are hilarious.

 

[Revolight]

Jacmob is even more of a douche then I thought.

 

[slay blad3]

tl;dr

Jagex ended up NOT hiring me. Rage.

 

[Pure nitros]

Jacmob is even more of a douche then I thought.

you obviously didn't read the rest of the thread lol....it was an essay generator this is why the 10 paragraphs are full of shit

 

[r3dm0nk3y]

Can you use this essay generator for school ?

 

[gffr00b]

I love how stupid many people are, including posters above me...

 

[poopy2177]

Totally using the essay generater for a class I just dont give a fuck about and see how the teacher responds haha

 

[WeRnIE]

I did not fall for it, it was a total nonsence.

 

[iMalarky]

They're now using him as a guinea pig to scare the underground community... Awesome move Jagex.

 

[No Rage Quiting]

tl;dr

jagex just trys to scare us

 

[Adverse]

tl;dr

jagex just trys to scare us

Lol, it was just jacmob trolling with an essay generator.

 

[ttrync]

Lol, that essay would score a C at best in school. Proper essays are concise and have a CLEAR POINT/THESIS.

 

[hubris]

can i has a lawyer?

 

[DiamondSupply]

lmfao this is great.

 

[Laptop65]

Dam troll, still that essay generator thing could be a way of cheating in schools and such.

 

[Big Ownz]

I read the first few paragraphs and realised that it bore no resemblance to anything relevant to Jagex or runescape, obviously a troll