Are you going to cry?

Are you a sad boy or girl?

Do you feel depressed?

How sad are you?

cry about it

 

crying is healthy. being izad is a choice

 

thank god Im not Izad. Bastard is every single one of those things

 

thank god i’m not izad either

he’s a peeled banana, that’s disgusting

 

thanks god im not a rollercoaster nose jew

thanks god im not into gay nigg sex

On Christmas Day I was hungover and took a shower to sober up. After exiting the shower I walked back to the kitchen.
That's when I noticed the empty whisky bottle. There was no way I was going to spend Christmas Day sober with my family.
So I put on my shoes and walked outside in minus degrees to go to my local liquor store.

Wow it's really cold today, I thought to myself. Damn. I had forgotten my hat.
I remembered the words my mother always told me as a child:
- "Never go out with wet hair or you may get cancer"

But I was too far from home. I had to act swiftly. I pulled down my pants and reached behind the anus,
pinched the massive heap of foreskin and stretched it over my scrotum, up across the back and neck,
and put it on as a hat to protect my cold head.

That's when I realized it all: my mother had made the conscious decision not to remove my penis protection as she knew this day would come.

Thank god I am not circumcised.

 

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