Itching Butt Crack....

[B I H Prince]

What the hell for the past two days my butt crack has been itching like hell. I had soccer practice I know of and had to run a lot and it might be from that but I don't know but it itches to much! Couldnt even sleep good today.

 

[Apocalyspe]

Theres something called hydrocortizone if you ever heard of it, it heals skin rashes and may be the answerto your problems.

 

[Dasshoku]

Yeh, you probably got worms lol, just take medicine for it, i think its the medicine that apocalypse said, im not sure though

 

[Music Makes Me Pwn]

thats kyfe man! have u used any new laundry products mebe? u may be algerci

 

[juvenilepunk]

yeah sounds like worms man you should go to the doctor

 

[B I H Prince]

What are worms in my body.

 

[juvenilepunk]

You usually get them from eating an uncooked fish or piece of chicken thats infected they then get into your stomach reproduce and crap inside you.

 

[Dasshoku]

Parasites in your body, ive had it before, i took some medicine and cleared up , and ive also had it in the buttcrack.

 

[B I H Prince]

Wow wtf...First I had ingrown toenail it heeled then i had poison ivy and it heeled now I get this for god sakes wtf is up with this world! I don't want the doctor how else can I make it go away. And i never ate raw food...like fish or something.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Do you wipe your ass?

LMAO your ass isnt itchy from not wiping

 

[juvenilepunk]

Wow wtf...First I had ingrown toenail it heeled then i had poison ivy and it heeled now I get this for god sakes wtf is up with this world! I don't want the doctor how else can I make it go away. And i never ate raw food...like fish or something.

You probably ate something else that was infected, I dont think theres anyway to get rid of them besides medicine

 

[B I H Prince]

I think its from the fried chicken....but I don't know. And yes I do wash my ass! I'm going to go take a shower now

 

[Eric]

Is it the o-ring that itches or the area around?

Anyways...

First, you know that I am going to tell you to get it checked out by a competent medical professional, right? It could be just an irritation, or it could be something as disgusting as pinworms or something. So see a doctor.

You COULD briefly try washing with a mild soap such as Ivory, letting the area dry well, wearing loose cotton underpants, not using premoistened wipes, and applying 1% hydrocortisone cream SPARINGLY to the itchy area twice a day. If these suggestions don't help within ten days or so, show your itching ass to a doctor.

Do you have a cat or dog? Sometimes it may itch when pet hair somehow falls in there.

 

[Spereff]

Yeah, go see a doctor about it. It actually could itch from crap that's still left over, one of my friend's complained about that. >.< And he just had to take a shower and wash it out. Yeah, see a dcotor and they might give you a cream.

 

[B I H Prince]

It like inside kind of and when I sit it feels like something is going to come out but isn't

 

[juvenilepunk]

It like inside kind of and when I sit it feels like something is going to come out but isn't

yeah sounds like worms you should tell your parents to take you to the hospital

 

[Win95]

Have you been sleeping with any men lately?

 

[B I H Prince]

No...lol I hate the doctors and hospital Ive been visiting em the past month on other things...I'll just wait if it gets better took a shower now.

 

[Cfrey]

lol this is a weird discussion but oh well... hope you get it fixed

 

[B I H Prince]

I just went to bathroom and wiped it and some brown thing lol slimy...