"Is your son a hacker?" Funy site

[itzkirby]

I think that this site was a joke to humor people.

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.

O yay, we are all on the comp 30mins we MUST by DOS'ing Sythe!
If you read through the whole thing it's a lot of BS, and its funny.

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

Haha Lunix.

Also check out the poll.

Remember this isnt serious, its a joke.

 

[1337_Byte]

I've read before, and I've found it quite stupid. I just don't think it's that funny,

 

[waff3n]

This is older then playstation :O still funny tho

 

[Shredderbeam]

Yeah, this was probably written in the early 90's, when there wasn't that much you could do on a computer...

 

[paintplaye]

Whoa that was pretty funny. Why would they really think that?

 

[Josh0is0here]

How is flash a hackers tool only. Yes it is quite old.

 

[Vera]

Lmfao at the 30+ Minutes thing LOL. This guy doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

I guess it's old an all though :\

 

[Xx jake xX]

lol well that confirms it we are all "hackers" Xp

 

[Frame]

Pfft, dumbasss thread.
If your son is on the computer for more than 30 minutes they must be DOS another site. LOL.

 

[Repentless]

LOL. What a loser.

I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read.

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

HAHA! Since when is Flash hacker software?

They may request "faster" video cards

Oh God no! Everybody knows that hackers need fast video cards to run their extremely graphical hacking apps!

They even talk about how Debian, Mandrake, and others (all versions of linux) are actually, in reality, illegal computer hacking operating systems! That's right, Linux is no longer an open source OS developed by people all across the world. It is actually a:

illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

 

[yah_mie]

i just read that yesterday but from here.

http://games.infoseka.lt/scamming3.html

Lol.

 

[J A M E S]

LOL.

seen that before

still quality ;4

 

[Dom]

74w75 those freakin noobs.. it was a joke.. one of the link on the site was linked about Judas Priest .. like wth?

 

[itzkirby]

Pfft, dumbasss thread.
If your son is on the computer for more than 30 minutes they must be DOS another site. LOL.

Thread ehh? I think you mean site.

I think that this thread was made for just the humor. Dont think it was an actual human being being serious about it.

 

[joewnn]

Repentless, it is meant to be a joke...

 

[Whore]

Yes, I spend 5 hours a day on the computer, so Im a major hacker and I DOS sites all day long... What an ass.