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  1. Lil Wayne

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    No shit. Without God, Jesus wouldn't be here now would he? Ask yourself "if my father was never born would I be here?"
     
  2. Red_Phoenix

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    He's simply stating that Jesus most likely existed just that God doesn't.
    Seriously man get your shit straight and frankly where does it state in the bible that Mary was a virgin, it simply states she was pure.
    And did God come down and make sweet love to Mary the Mother of God? (If you had the smallest bit of intelligence you would of realised that she was figuratly impregnated by God.)
     
  3. Lil Wayne

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    @ Vendetta learn how to Google, my facts are correct. I spelled every thing correctly. You missed spelled "malevolently" < correct spelling.
     
  4. Vendetta

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    Who are you talking to? And who's brought up Mary?
    What do you mean it doesn't state Mary was a virgin? She was referred to as the Virgin Mary
     
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    If you read over the bible and put your whole mind into you'll notice it doesn't state that she was a virgin but pure.
    And virgin has a dual meaning: Not fucked yet, pure and good in all sense of the word.
    However, it has been proven by science that perhaps 2/4,000,000,000 women could have a virgin birth without having sexual intercourse.
    I'm talking to Wayne and I'm assuming your a man, if you aren't I'm a bit embarrased ^o^
    Well I'm hitting the hay... well it was fun debating anyways ^.^
     
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    Aye, last time I checked I was of the XX variety. And I believe it was implying that she never had it "stuck in her"
     
  7. Looming

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    I'm still waiting on Shawns response but I just had to post.

    STOP RIGHT THERE. Science has proven that perhaps...blah blah blah blah. I say this in the kindest way possible. Sir, you are mistaken.
     
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    Pheonix, pure means good at heart, not what you said.
     
  9. mcnuggetman

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    god isnt imaginary hes a bok chater
     
  10. Personal Jesus

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    Red_Phoenix, there's so much stupidity in your obnoxious posts that I had to take a break from reading, rush to the bathroom and vomit in bare disgust. Do you have any clue what an imbecile you've made yourself look like? You come in here, and reads someone stated opinion about your religion, and you go on an insult all non-belivers by saying that... Their dicks are imaginary? What are you, 12 years old? Then you follow it up with the most lameass sad excuse of a reply, going "Why believe that the UNIVERSE was created by some astronomical explosion?" - Maybe because this makes a lot more sense than some divine fictional force created it? The theory might sound stupid to you, but trust me, your Bible is more full of shit than a port-a-potty.

    You then end up your post with the following sentence:
    You posted it in your signature, followed up by the typical Internet-loser response "PWND", when in fact you wouldn't be able to "pwn" a dead seagull with a Tactical-12 Gauge; because you're too much of an incoherent, ignorant, oxygen-wasting fanatic.

    You weren't even being original or entertaining in the slightest, yet you still believe you "PWND" an Atheist. You're lame, trust me.

    Anyways, to further annihilate your headache-inducing gibberish, I shall now reply to your other posts.

    Now that wasn't very Christian of you, was it now? Enjoy your Hell, you hypocrite.

    Right now I am standing behind you. You cannot see me, hear me, feel me or smell me. But I am standing there. I cannot be caught on camera, infrared or heatseeking devices. I also have the ability to be in more than one physical location at the same given time. Now, prove that I'm actually NOT standing here.

    I would not consider that a miracle. Jesus Christ, the benevolent 'saint', promoting alcoholism? People who are addicted to alcohol give into the temptation, and ultimately ends up ruining their lifes. Jesus must of been a horrible, horrible person.

    Aahahah! That always cracks me up, the entire idea with the old and new testament. They switched out because suddenly a Church realized that they were indeed very wrong, so they "altered" the version a little bit.

    And once again, your excessive overuse of caps and the same jokes which aren't funny in the slightest; proves what a lamer you are. You must have absolutely no sense of humour.

    Fact is, your religion IS based on myths, or as the mocking-Atheists gets a kick out of saying; fairy tales. He never assaulted your religion, he simply stated his viewpoint. In fact, you were the one assaulting him, and everyone else who does not believe in God.

    If you read over the bible and put your whole mind into, you'd notice that cussing means that you have an evil heart. People with evil hearts goes to Hell, not Heaven.

    To quote myself from page 6:
     
  11. Assassyn

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    Personal Jesus. Your are the coolest person I met on sythe.
     
  12. Personal Jesus

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    What is a 'bok chater'?

    I appreciate your honesty. :D
     
  13. Moneyisgood

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    lol. Now I have something to show people,, :p
     
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