Investment - Make $10,0000!

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

I am here to offer you the opportunity
to invest in an original sketch by le arteest
XX_Planker_xx, which is estimated to skyrocket in value
pending my death. Which should be any day now.

Below is a snapshot of the sketch, which I have labelled "AnguishTainment". In an attempt to capture all the lavished vivaciousness of the sf and indeed, the nature and essence of the
interwebs themselves.
The original is 4cm x 4cm
but will be resized to 4ft x 4ft
upon purchase and mailed to you along with seal of authenticity.
Will also come autographed, numbered (#1), AND will include a motivational quote 100% created by myself.

Spoiler: Invest Here!

We will begin the bidding at $2000*
*no refunds

on a break from real gfx during the holidays ​

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that sketch looks like my pug when it takes a shit

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

that sketch looks like my pug when it takes a shit

Aha, I have a pair of pugs myself, love the little guys...but you know, that pug is going to die one day. What better way to celebrate, nay, immortalize his memory than by affixing a timeless artistic interpretation of him in one of his most serene moments to his effigy? Your pet may be little, but your loss is great.

 

[Heeatz]

but you know, that pug is going to die one day. What better way to celebrate

fuckin lol'd

but his pug will never die, he will get his chinky servants to look after it and keep it 100% healthy.

 

[Hamouze]

2,000.

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

2k obo

 

how much is 2k in pugs

 

[nodnarbusn]

Looks like moon in majoras mask.

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

how much is 2k in pugs

2.75 pugs depending on the current exchange rates. You can assume itll cost significantly more to buy the pugs than you would receive if you were selling them. So lets call it 3 pugs since they devalue the second theyre bought.

Looks like moon in majoras mask.

THIS JUST IN:::

Long to relive your treasured moments from days gone by?

WELL, said masterpieceofshit Comes with fully elasticized rubber polymer band which when properly used with the leart transforms it into a fully interactive identity concealment apparatus (instructions not included). Perfect for reenacting all your favorite moon moments from LoZMM, take for instance this classic scene:

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cataclysmic environment and decaying structure sold seperately.

 

[Ballers]

fuckin lol'd

but his pug will never die, he will get his chinky servants to look after it and keep it 100% healthy.

I AM DYING IRL

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

fuckin lol'd

but his pug will never die, he will get his chinky servants to look after it and keep it 100% healthy.

U rly think there will be no Pug roll with rice? come on.

Spicy pug roll > 94 mage

 

i bid 2500

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

i bid 2500

And how will you be paying for this?

 

[Noam]

2147483648

 

[Heeatz]

I'll bid $9,750, but i'll buy the rsgp from r2p because he is sooper trusted. But this means you'll only receive around $100 worth of rsgp. Hope thats ok, contact me

 

I'll bid $9,750, but i'll buy the rsgp from r2p because he is sooper trusted. But this means you'll only receive around $100 worth of rsgp. Hope thats ok, contact me

Damn, we could buy from your gold shop, unfortunately it closed down a week after opening RIP

 

[Heeatz]

Damn, we could buy from your gold shop, unfortunately it closed down a week after opening RIP

Did it? Thats cute, keeping tabs on every single shop that opens

E: what costs more, 1 days work of your chinese slaves or 1m rs3?

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

Highest bid = max cash irl from noam

not going first

whats better than max cash irl?

 

[Noam]

Highest bid = max cash irl from noam

not going first

whats better than max cash irl?

Ok give me your paypal email and ill send you $-1 like in the bid.

 

[XX_PLANKER_xx]

Ok give me your paypal email and ill send you $-1 like in the bid.

Mah bank be 64bit doe