Inspiring Quotes?

I was wondering if people had any inspiring quotes. I have a few:

Elisabeth Kubler-Ross:

Jesse Jackson:

Albert Einstein:

Mahatma Gandhi:

Winston Churchill:

Aristotle:

Voltaire:

Anonymous:

Eleanor Roosevelt:

Leo Tolstoy:

John Wooden:

Sydney Harris:

Chinese Proverb:

 

"Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional." I dunno who said it tho lol

 

Simma Casey-

"You can suck your own penis while gargling your own diarrhea if you really put your mind to it"

 

SuperMoose says (8:00 PM):
*I like fat ****** cocks in my loose asshole


-5w33t Alex

 

That quote is pretty legit. The other peoples posts are blah.

 

Abraham Lincoln:

Winston Churchill:

EDIT: Not really inspiring, but some pretty good quotes.

 

Here is what really happened:



PROTIP - My name is SuperPooper, not this "SuperMoose"

Simma is clearly a scammer.

 

I have one i tell myself when i procrastinate from doing something

 

||ʎǝsɐɔ says (8:07 PM):
*btw wtf i dont even type like that lmao soz i dont use capitals and proper grammar diaf gf but pwned

 

"Have it your way"

-Burger King

 

"I bought a gun and chose drugs instead."
-Kurt Cobain

 

I love this one. It's very Inspiring, and It's pretty funny at ways.

 

A truely religious man follows no religion- Kahlil Gibran

 

Meh, i've got one

" It takes 20 years to make a man, but only 20 seconds of war to destroy him "

 

"My dear children, Jesus will fight with you through the bad and unholy times. Please stay strong and stable through these times without sinning.


Praise the lord.

 

So true. I believe in god, but not religion. "Religion is man made, not faith." - Me

 

LeBron James

 

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be an idiot, a liar, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!" - Abraham Simpson

 

Finn, your quotes are legit.

SMR, your quote made me laugh.