Imagine's pickup-lines
- Thread starter Imagine
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> I like penis
> I seem to be in luck (and *wink*)
> Implies they have a penis
> They act offended
> tell them that you were actually implying that they turned you gay -> straight
> they feel great and can't leave you hanging or you'll turn gay again
> ???
> profit
I know for a fact that this works.
> I seem to be in luck (and *wink*)
> Implies they have a penis
> They act offended
> tell them that you were actually implying that they turned you gay -> straight
> they feel great and can't leave you hanging or you'll turn gay again
> ???
> profit
I know for a fact that this works.
Austintheman
Hero
>ask her to stick finger in belly button
>rape
>???
>profit
>rape
>???
>profit
Throw in that you're an internet forum moderator and you are all set.
Austintheman
Hero
>take penis out
>pull out pocket knife
>slit your penis
>pour rubbing alcohol on it
>???
>profit
>pull out pocket knife
>slit your penis
>pour rubbing alcohol on it
>???
>profit
Austintheman
Hero
>play lil b's music
>???
>profit
>???
>profit
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Austintheman
Hero
based god u can fuck my bitch anytime
thatguy1234
Guru
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>If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
>Profit
>Profit
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Not the one in the picture though, kthx?
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My dad told me once that when in doubt whip your dick out and it has never gone wrong, god bless that man.
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