Imagine's "cool people" list.

[-Ryan]

I would want to be on here, but there is a shemale..

 

[Imagine]

Why? Yes
Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) Male - Note from me, guy counts as male
Describe your funniest moment. Every moment
what is your ssn? 11111111111

hair color? Brown

sexual preference? All the time

race? European American

gender? Guy

credit card number? 6969696969696

irl name? Aaron

paypal username/password? Imaginesucksdick

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.

Whats your favorite color?
Yellow

some of that is clearly wrong, so i'm going to have to remove your temporary acceptance.

only thing which saved you was your sexual preference. please re-try later which a more serious tone please. thanks

 

[alsoforgotmyusernamenpass]

Why?
Well why the fuck not.

Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you)
"prefer not to disclose."

Describe your funniest moment.
throwing peanuts at ur nan

what is your ssn?
the fuck is an ssn/

hair color?
dr pepper and creamsicles.

sexual preference?
muslim

race?
martian/invertebrated onion

gender?
whatever u want me to be bb oh ye

credit card number?
5552467-CRUMBS

irl name?
ben

paypal username/password?
r2sexant
boninganne

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.
why is op a faggot
why is op a faggot

 

[Imagine]

I would want to be on here, but there is a shemale..

should insta deny this

shemale? wat even? the cat is clearly a male...

 

[justinkiller]

Why? Yes
Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) not a male
Describe your funniest moment. Every moment
what is your ssn? 11111111111

hair color? Brown

sexual preference? All the time

race? European American

gender? Guy

credit card number? 6969696969696

irl name? Aaron

paypal username/password? Imaginedoesntsuckdick

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.

Whats your favorite color?
Yellow

Plox accept me

 

[Imagine]

Why?
Well why the fuck not.

Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you)
"prefer not to disclose."

Describe your funniest moment.
throwing peanuts at ur nan

what is your ssn?
the fuck is an ssn/

hair color?
dr pepper and creamsicles.

sexual preference?
muslim

race?
martian/invertebrated onion

gender?
whatever u want me to be bb oh ye

credit card number?
5552467-CRUMBS

irl name?

paypal username/password?
r2sexant
boninganne

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.
why is op a faggot
why is op a faggot

sorry, denied

 

[Sypherz]

How dare you make me size 1????
*fixed*

 

[thatguy1234]

shawty

 

[Austintheman]

shawty

accepted

 

[Noam]

Why? I am a cool person.
This is an unshakable axiom on which all mathematical theory is established. Should I cease to be cool 1+1 shall cease to be 2 and you shall cease to exist .
Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) Lilly is a cat
what is your ssn? 666666666

hair color? Black

sexual preference? Brazzers

race? White

gender? Man

credit card number? 245145514154

irl name? Imagine

paypal username/password? [email protected] / le kenpen xD

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.
No.

 

wow u seem mad

btw venusaur > blastoise

dude blastoise has 2 fucking cannons on his back

case closed

 

[Punkerpunk13]

i feel betrayed

 

[Rockerr]

Why? Why not.

Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) A cat.

Describe your funniest moment. Life in general.

what is your ssn? not even american bro.

hair color? black

sexual preference? Forerunner

race? Forerunner

gender? N/A

credit card number?

irl name? Jesse

paypal username/password? username/password

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.

this list sucks doesn't it? yes.

 

[Imagine]

i feel betrayed

support

will look at the other applications later.

 

[gracienc]

like we actually care what this carcinogen asswipe thinks about others.

kid, get out. seriously. take the cancer with you.

fag

 

[Austintheman]

Why? I am a cool person.
This is an unshakable axiom on which all mathematical theory is established. Should I cease to be cool 1+1 shall cease to be 2 and you shall cease to exist .
Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) Lilly is a cat
what is your ssn? 666666666

hair color? Black

sexual preference? Brazzers

race? White

gender? Man

credit card number? 245145514154

irl name? Imagine

paypal username/password? [email protected] / le kenpen xD

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.
No.

Denied

Why? Why not.

Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you) A cat.

Describe your funniest moment. Life in general.

what is your ssn? not even american bro.

hair color? black

sexual preference? Forerunner

race? Forerunner

gender? N/A

credit card number?

irl name? Jesse

paypal username/password? username/password

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.

this list sucks doesn't it? yes.

Best 1 yet, accepted

 

[Apith]

Why? donkey
Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you)

Describe your funniest moment.
when i got banned on rs and lost 7b
what is your ssn?
i like kids

hair color?
white, almost bald

sexual preference?
kids

race?
as long as they're a child

gender?
male and female is fine

credit card number?
you'll see the numbers if you're a child, also it tells you where to meet me on the bottom left

irl name?
Moe Lester
paypal username/password?
iluvchildren
hawt7yearolds

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.
most efficient way to lure
icecream truck

 

[the_dealer]

Why?

words cannot describe how awesome i am

Is Lilly a girl or a guy? (Say guy, I'll insta-deny you)

Guy
Describe your funniest moment.

there was this one time
when i farted
...

what is your ssn?

if i told you
i would have to kill you

hair color?

ginger bro

sexual preference?

any orifice is good for me

race?

i prefer the sprint

gender?

i thought i was male
but now because of lilly, i'm no longer sure
what if i'm the same

credit card number?

4659 - 7035 - 8055 - 5632

irl name?

Sam

paypal username/password?

[email protected] / imaginetakesitallnightlong0

and finally:
ask yourself a question and answer it.

what did you have for breakfast, approximately 3 nights ago?
poached eggs

 

[the_dealer]

like we actually care what this carcinogen asswipe thinks about others.

kid, get out. seriously. take the cancer with you.

fag

why are you not dead yet

 

[Apith]

You guys forgot to include your security number for your credit cards (At the back, 3-4 numbers)