Im Not A Virjen No Mo

[Jacmob]

 

OP is a virgin also

 

da fuckin fuck isz dis shit lol

 

[MMA]

y du dah poeplez talc lyk diz i neva undastud it maykz mi waynt 2 hung mi salf wit eternet kaybul.

 

[Sypherz]

i 'member de first time I'ze laid m' wanker ern a fresh young lady like. 'leive it or not i've had te spend every last ounce! of ma self-contrel to not get ride on de interwebs and tell de world! fortunertly fer me I hed a life an' a gerlfriend at de time. somphin I unfertunaterl hasn't hed ever sence a loong ago.

 

[n4n0]

i 'member de first time I'ze laid m' wanker ern a fresh young lady like. 'leive it or not i've had te spend every last ounce! of ma self-contrel to not get ride on de interwebs and tell de world! fortunertly fer me I hed a life an' a gerlfriend at de time. somphin I unfertunaterl hasn't hed ever sence a loong ago.

I found that extremely difficult to read. Although, I figured it out after a few attempts.

Translation: I lost my virginity to a homosexual transient on the corner of 1st and Main. I tried hard to keep it a secret, but my desire to tell the world consumed me. I am now here telling everyone about my gay encounter.

 

[Emperor Nero]

This thread is about as funny as AIDs.

 

[Sypherz]

I lost my virginity to a homosexual transient on the corner of 1st and Main. I tried hard to keep it a secret, but my desire to tell the world consumed me.

Someone put that in their sig.
Thanks for the laugh n4n0. I must sleep.

 

[nodnarbusn]

had too .

 

[n4n0]

Lol....