Im at university..

and the people next door are for sure having sex.

What should i do to make things awkward?!?!?

 

This isn't where I parked my car..

 

They are in the flat next door, i cant get in

 

go over and knock on their door then ask for a cup of sugar

 

What if they dont have any

 

sucky sucky five dowa.

 

you're only fucking with em, if they say they don't have any ask them if you can come in and look. and dont stop knockign until they answer. that otta ruin the mood

 

Make louders noises and bang on the wall.

They'll knock to only find you on your own

 

Lmao, im thinking.. when shes about to climax... i run in and scream, trying to bash the door down.





Then run like a little girl

 

LOVE this idea.

 

Lmao run run run

 

make a video.

 

Ima do that to bother people tomorrow, THANKS!

 

Forget your troubles and go play Runescape.

 

datta be tree fiddy

 

dibby dabba dee doo.

 

knock on their door and ask to go to the bathroom
look around see if shes undressed and be like "can i join?"

 

Play a porn video really loud.

 

the fuck, my exact thoughts. was about to post then was like oshi masty got there first ;(

 

It's because I'm home alone for 8-10 hours so I'm watching some hard core porn on max. On my IPod though.