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I thought you were 12 :O
 
Ok, here's what you do. Have sex with her. This might not sound like such a good thing, but just listen. Make sure the condom is faulty or don't even wear one. If she gets pregnant, don't deny you're the father. Then, since you're over eighteen, it'll be considered rape. Then, you go to jail for 45+ and then the Spam Forum will be free of you! ^-^
 
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Dustein said:
Ok, here's what you do. Have sex with her. This might not sound like such a good thing, but just listen. Make sure the condom is faulty or don't even wear one. If she gets pregnant, don't deny you're the father. Then, since you're over eighteen, it'll be considered rape. Then, you go to jail for 45+ and then the Spam Forum will be free of you! ^-^
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Sounds like a good idea. Approved by Deadly Serious!
 
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Treat her with respect. Don't be afraid to take her away from her friends just to say hi. Tell her she's amazing, beautiful, and everything you ever want. Tell her you'll be there for her forever&always.
 
Rabs said:
when is she turning 16 ?
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This month woo woo

Shall SKill said:
Treat her with respect. Don't be afraid to take her away from her friends just to say hi. Tell her she's amazing, beautiful, and everything you ever want. Tell her you'll be there for her forever&always.
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what the FUCK are you talking about?

Dustein said:
Ok, here's what you do. Have sex with her. This might not sound like such a good thing, but just listen. Make sure the condom is faulty or don't even wear one. If she gets pregnant, don't deny you're the father. Then, since you're over eighteen, it'll be considered rape. Then, you go to jail for 45+ and then the Spam Forum will be free of you! ^-^
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Go fuck yourself
 
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