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Mine would be the ability to take over the interwebz.
Mine would be the ability to take over the interwebz.
Mine would be the ability to ban Justin Bieber. And bambino_91 from here and then have them nerd rage and pop blood vessels in their brain and come running out their nose.
"please fuck my face"
To............ Be able to shapeshift o.o
I would want to be able to shoot fully inflated helium balloons from under my fingernails.
That or the ability to reach into like the TV or a magazine and pull out an item and make it real......So much alcohol....
I would want the ability to control things with my mind. It would be cool so I could move things, fly, control people etc.

