If I could just suck my....

If I could just suck my balls I would quit life and move in with my parents.

 

there is a way...you know...
google.com....

 

what the fuck

 

remove your ribs.

 

Finniscool.

 

I heard if you remove your ribs u get like aids or somethin..

i wuld totally suck my own peice if i could..

 

Its called having a bigger than 2" dick and a more flexible spine than a 1 year old. idiot

 

someone can suck their dick.

 

Then why can't I suck my dick?

 

Is is that hard to reach?
And sucking your own member is pretty nasty.

 

Yes....

It'd help if I tried though. I guess..
And yeah... very much so, yes.

If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian.. haha

 

Here's a reccomendation for anyone who feels the need to suck their own member.

Buy a fleshlight or something, tailor it with the mouth piece...
Just don't give yourself herpes or some shit.

 

Vagina walls > mouth.

Any day.

 

I've got a stupid question; how does one quit life?

 

Step 1: Tie razor wire around neck.
Step 2: Tie get stool.
Step 3: Put superglue in pocket
Step 4: Secure razor wire to ceiling.
Step 5: Stand on stool and superglue hands to head.
Step 6: Jump of stool.

Results: Looks like you ripped your head off.