i win at life

[Grave]

-had to read a 300 page book and do a book report
-didn't read the book
-no sparknotes available for the book
-bullshit the whole book report based on book summary on the back cover
-get a 100, boosted grade by 4%

win because my teacher is a lazy fatass who doesn't read the work
also, the game

 

[Obby_Maul]

shit.

 

[Shall Skill]

tl';dr

 

[juvenilepunk]

I've done this about five times to be honest, no biggie.

 

[iToke_Herb]

Oh my god, a 300 page book

Welcome to middle school.

Lol, what book was it?

Captain Underpants

 

[Grave]

I've done this about five times to be honest, no biggie.

you sir are mexican

Oh my god, a 300 page book

Welcome to middle school.

Lol, what book was it?

i dont even

 

[Kew]

Rofl,
I've done this heaps too.
Tis easy shit.

 

[Grave]

also, the game

ffs half of you ignored that

 

[Shall Skill]

tl;dr

 

[Kew]

also, the game

ffs half of you ignored that

tl;dr

 

[Deacon Frost]

Step 1: Google.
Step 2: Search book.
Step 3: Spend 5 minutes on wikipedia.
Step 4: Write book report, and act in love with the book.
Step 5: Roll in teacher points, and spend them all on hall passes.
Step 6: Rinse and Repeat.

 

Step 1: Google.
Step 2: Search book.
Step 3: Spend 5 minutes on wikipedia.
Step 4: Write book report, and act in love with the book.
Step 5: Roll in teacher points, and spend them all on hall passes.
Step 6: Rinse and Repeat.

Words of wisdom.

 

[I Eric I]

Back in the day i used to bull shit with the best of 'em. Hell i wrote the book on bullshitting, bullshitted the whole thing.

 

[Deacon Frost]

Words of wisdom.

Yeh, though I forgot the step where when others start talking about the book, you listen in, and simply reword what they say to make it sound like you agree with them, and also that you know what you're talking about.

I've only ever read 2 Shakespearean plays, but I've taken tests on 5, had in-depth conversations about almost all of them, and almost everyone thinks I've read them all.

I've never even picked up Hamlet before, but there's enough media coverage that you can easily piece together the necessary information

 

[Tha_Punisher]

Captain Underpants

No lie I loved those books.. I even own a couple annddddd the Super diaper baby one which is a black baby making it all that much better.

 

[Peace.Love.Programming]

Step 1: have a little fun at school and bullshit as far as you can.
Step 2: Escape that madness; smoke a few joints.

Post-secondary school has alot of good information; in the most part - but young schooling is full of lies and brainwash.

 

[mega matt]

Ass Tearing Rape