I tore my frenulum

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I tore my frenulum
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:12 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

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  3. Unread #2 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:19 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    how lmfao
     
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    I tore my frenulum

    Hey weren't you banned?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:25 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Stop having gay sex then bud.
     
  9. Unread #5 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:44 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    LMAO. Vigorous masturbation.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:49 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    lose your virginity bro, porn won't be the same after that. Serious answer.
     
  13. Unread #7 - Mar 21, 2016 at 7:55 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Meh. I would, but there's no one I trust enough to take it as of currently. Besides, I'm not entirely happy with myself at the moment so I don't feel like I'd be happy, or even comfortable giving myself to someone.

    I'd be happy with just a relationship though, doesn't have to include sex. I don't know what guy would take me though without sex, lmao.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:10 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Make a rubber band out of it
     
  19. Unread #10 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:28 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Classic.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:28 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Interesting...
     
  23. Unread #12 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:48 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    I think we'll need a paint diagram for explanation
     
  25. Unread #13 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:50 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    How about I just send you a NSFW gif of me taring it even more just so you understand fully what I am talking about. It'll be worth the pain.
     
  27. Unread #14 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:55 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    If you're willing I am sport
     
  29. Unread #15 - Mar 21, 2016 at 8:58 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    threw 'em in the bin too, they're overhyped imo :confused:
     
  31. Unread #16 - Mar 21, 2016 at 9:01 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Yeah, maybe not. I don't really want to hurt myself to the point where I wouldn't even be able to pee without pain, lmao.

    Here's a demonstration I drew. I'm not the best at drawing, so you'll have to excuse my amateur graphics.

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Unread #17 - Mar 21, 2016 at 9:03 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    You remember that person you heard in the voice clip I recorded for the christmas event? I'm on Skype with her, and I'm literally sitting here in silence because she fell asleep... The awkwardness is real.

    [​IMG]
     
  35. Unread #18 - Mar 21, 2016 at 9:06 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    Is everybody else going to ignore the fact that OP admitted that he is homosexual? No reaction at all? You dissapoint me spam forum
     
  37. Unread #19 - Mar 21, 2016 at 9:08 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    You wanna talk shit? Better unzip and I'll suck your dick.
     
  39. Unread #20 - Mar 21, 2016 at 9:11 PM
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    I tore my frenulum

    The real question is though did you cum when it tore



    Damn bruh just hang up lol​
     
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