I think I'm going to be sick...

Hey guys, just a little story I wanted to share with you.
Today I was getting changed for Games (Physical Education/PE to some people) with my class mates in our form room. Some joker decided that it would be a hilarious prank to grab my tie and shove it into his underwear. This was all well and good up until the moment I yanked it out (severely hurting his scrotum in the process :L), and found it stained with shit from his ass... It turns out that he had been trying to hold it into his underwear from the other end and had ended up stuffing it up his ass. Obviously I could not wear the tie for the rest of the day, and I have demanded that he takes it home and washes it for a LONG time... Opinions/comments on this whole incident?

The kid who did it didn't come into school today because he was so embarrassed about it :L

 

Make him buy you a new one. I'd refuse to wear it even if he did wash it, several of times.

 

I was tempted to make him buy a new one, but for some reason you have to order any uniform you want and it takes ages to arrive. I told him that if I could see the stains, or if it smelt of anything other than sugar spice and all things nice then he would have to personally go and get me a new one by Wednesday.
Was a pretty funny scenario though, I yanked it out, he was practically crying because it hurt his nuts so badly. I was laughing, but then I saw the stains and I was like 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!THERE'S CRAP ALL OVER IT!'.
Its still FUCKING disgusting though...

 

Your retarded just buy a new one. I would never wear it again knowing there were shit stains on them previously.

 

Yeah, I think I will demand a new one.

 

WOW show it to ur form tutor

 

I supposed I could, but she won't be particularly impressed, plus I don't wanna dob this guy in really.

 

New one....not wash.

 

Good idea...

 

Unless you are a tool, make him get you a new one.

 

I cant stress to you on how disgusting it would be if there were shit stains on my school tie. If that were to happen to me I would shove it in that persons face unless I were a freshman and he was a senior.

 

haha you get bullied.

 

what you do here is take like 20 exlax chocolate things, steal a tie of his, have massive amounts of diarhea all over it, put it back exactly the way you found it,???,profit

 

^Agreed w00t 200 post


@volvic I dont get bullied I am only in grade 7

 

Make him buy a new one. That's really gross.

 

eat it

 

Hahahahahahaa.
Leave the guy alone. Maybe he shit himself when his balls got owned :laugh:
How much is a new tie in your school?
I'd personally just ask him to buy a new one and threaten to tell all the girls about it if he doesn't!

 

troll gtfo.

 

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