I see what you did, Cool-Dog

Man, those 'pills' you gave me weren't regular pills. I've put the pieces all together now.

You made me close my eyes and shove the pills in my mouth.
Why?
Because you didn't want me to look at them.

You made me swallow them EXTRA fast.
Why?
So I wouldn't tell that the flavor was different.

I've had a boner for the past 5 hours.
Why?

YOU GAVE ME VIAGRA YOU BASTARD!

 

Now go put it to use on that girl you will never have.


oh wait ololol

 

I do have her; just upset that she cheated on me, is all.

 

What is dis I see here?

 

kay dis is how it went down

u- evil take my pills
him- pills or as in "pills"
u- pills dammit just take them dey make u a cool-dog
him- kay
u- k byez
him- i feel a change coming on...
him- boner
him- still a boner
him- 5 hours later...
him- time to go fuck my cat since i'll never fk a girl since she fk some1 else
him- now emotionally depressed and will cut himself
him- is obvious
him- end of him-

 

nou noobfag