I really need your help sythe!

Ok, well, I assume that there are a few stoners on this forum, so I figured I'd ask here.

Ok, well 2 days ago, " friday night ", me and my friends threw a party. Well, I got drunk and took 3-4 hits off a joint, and then 3-4 hits off another. And I've got a drug test on september 9th, which is 5 days from now. I drank water all day yesterday and I'm doing the same today. Is there any more tips on how to get clean in 5 days? I'm a larger guy, so the water may not help. I weigh about 225 lbs, and THC stores in fatcells. So what should I do?

 

Eat lots of vegetables and drink lots of fluids. That should do it.

 

Marijuana usually doesn't leave your body until (30 days) and that's if your just a recreational user.

 

Well sir you only have 4 days to cleanse
Do you know what kind of test it is Urine, or Mouth Swab?

 

I'd drink cranberry juice. I'm not a stoner but I've heard that suggestion come up frequently in other threads of this nature.

 

Strong, thick citrus drinks like OJ might help out a little.

 

Drink so much fluids eg water, juice that your going to the toilet every 20 mins.

 

Can't you just blag it and say you've been to Amsterdam for the weekend or something? where it's legal. i'm sure anybody who is anybody would understand that. You're almost guarunteed to fail it, if you don't fail it you're a lucky boy.

 

Drink a few Red Bulls. Trust me.

 

Drink and drink It may be your lucky day if not then well just say you went to amsterdam .

 

Green Tea, water, exercise, fake piss, other persons piss, Niacin, vitamins, etc.

Do all of them, and if you still feel scared, fake piss..

Also, chug like 2 gallons before the test, start peeing, let the first bits in the toilet, and catch the mid-stream in the cup, and the end stuff in the toilet.

Begin - > Toilet
Middle - > Cup
End - > Toilet

 

If you dont smoke weed on a regular basis and this was like your first time in the last 30 days i think you will be alright. but if your that worried about it just get some clean piss from a friend or something lol cause even then i think it takes a week to get outta your system.

 

Ive seen that work.

 

My brother had a drug test for a job and he has smoked some weed about a week before it. If you smoke a lot of it, it can remain in your system to up to 30 days. But if it is about once a month which was my brother situation it should be gone if you drink water and keep flushing your system out. He bought some product which did that. not sure what.

And also to the posts above me^ a couple years ago my brother had to get a drug test from my dad and I was pretty young. So I pissed in a cup for him and he put it in a little bottle. He hid the bottle in his compression shorts. He got away with it haha.

 

It is possible to get it out of your system for a short amount of time, considering it's not a follicle test. Exactly how you do it, I'm not sure.
I heard cranberry juice works.


Worst comes to worst say you were vacationing in Amsterdam, were weed is legal.