I need to sell my blastoise!

[Surround Sound]

I am selling my blastoise pokemon card on ebay and I need someone to accept paypal (if buyer chooses) for me and pay me back some time later.

Help me someone! I NEED TO SELL MY BLASTOISE. YOU CAN HAVE LIKE, $1!

This is actually serious.

 

[Loltastic]

Pick me.

 

[Pen]

Is it a shiny blastoise?

 

[JRSmithfan1]

I want a shiny charizard.