I just got pulled over by a state trooper

[Lean]

I was heading home from Taco Bell. I got pulled over. I ask what he pulled me over for. He tells me that I have a tail light out, I get out and check my tail lights, All in working order. I give him my ID, he comes back telling me sorry sir I could have sworn that you had a tail light out.

I drive off thinking to myself, good little bitch

 

[nom nom]

please let us know what u ordered at Taco Bell next time

 

please let us know what u ordered at Taco Bell next time

Valid point.
Those new 5 dollar boxes are pretty damn lit.

 

[Johnny]

fk 12

 

Dumbass pigs can't see with their beady old pig eyes.

 

[Lean]

Valid point.
Those new 5 dollar boxes are pretty damn lit.

I got that chicken quesadilla box with the doritos loco taco, because I'm loco holmes

 

I got that chicken quesadilla box with the doritos loco taco, because I'm loco holmes

Hm.
Was it the plain quesadilla or did you get the new chicken triangle quesadilla thing?

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Excuse to do an illegal stop... I like it.