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Discussion in 'Spam Forum' started by Jeffreycat, Nov 11, 2008.

  1. ironblade87

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    Jeffreycat is a newfag.

    No picking on areuvuesuvesman860923.
     
  2. aruevsman963

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    12.
    nooby gtfo
     
  3. Jeffreycat

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    Who is that?
     
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    bump.

    Jeffreycat stfu.
     
  5. Jeffreycat

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    ROFL! No wonder you disliked the picture.
     
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    I'm not really 12 btw :)
    Jefferycat is just another newfag who thinks they're welcome.
     
  7. Jeffreycat

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    I'm not exactly new. Nor a fag. Hence I'm not a newfag.
     
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    Not knowing you're a newfag is part of being a newfag.

    newfag.
     
  9. Jeffreycat

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    Hence your an idiot.
     
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    Hence shut the fuck up.
    Get you're cuntface out of the spam forum.
    newfag.
     
  11. Jeffreycat

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    Maybe when your balls drop, you'll have more respect for your elders.
     
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    Do you even know my age?
    I respect people when they know what's going on in the spam forum.
    Don't come here thinking you're accepted by posting crappy threads hence the newfag.
     
  13. Jeffreycat

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    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.















    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
     
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    lulwut?
     
  15. Jeffreycat

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    Whatever happened to Shakaka neways?
     
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    He left cause to many newfags thought they were cool and ruined the spam forum.
    yes =)
    I shall let you pass with this thread ;)
    Get to know the place better since I can tell you may have been here a while back.
     
  17. Jeffreycat

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    Nah I'm far to busy with other stuff. I figured I'd make a random drop-in. I'll let this die now. See you again in probably 6 months - if your still here.
     
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    I may or may not.
    I left before like 2 weeks ago but came back the next day.
     
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